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[[Chris|Chris's]] ego, is, and always will be, his most problematic (and usually self-inflicted) [[Chris and...|trait]]. Over the years, Chris's excessive narcissism has lead to many bumps in the road for his life; whether it's wanting others to praise his [[Chris and art|artistic creativity]], thinking that his [[Chores|minor inconveniences]] out way the [[Father call|death of a family member]], or simply not giving his [[Alec Benson Leary|fellow]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|members]] [[Evan|of]] [[Manajerks|society]] any [[Scale of Respect|respect]] whatsoever, Chris really pays no heed to anyone who isn't him. Now, as some of this can be attributed to his [[Autism|autism]], much the same as [[Chris and reality|reality]], for the most part, Chris willingly chooses to be the self-obsessed man he is, much to the annoyance of those around him. In fact, there's so much evidence of the matter that it needs its own [[Examples of Chris's Ego|list]] just to compensate.


Chris's egotism has also leaked into the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], as well. While the focus of the series was originally centered around the main character, [[Sonichu]], Chris's [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Mary-sue self-insert]] slowly, but surely, became the main focus of the story. The best example of this being [[Sonichu 4]], which consisted of several [[Sub-episodes|sub-episodes]] dedicated to the semi-fabricated accounts of Chris's real life experiences. Sonichu, in fact, is hardly even in the entire issue, albeit the series is NAMED after him. While Chris originally planned to get rid of his comic-persona, due to constant criticism, it never really took off, as he managed to find himself as the main character, once again, despite a little [[Time void|deus-ex machina]], here and there. In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris goes full god-mode Mary-sue, giving his self-insert's [[Chris-chan Sonichu|super mode]] a [[Collosal Chan|super mode]].
In [[March 2026]], ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are '''CPU Blue Heart''' Ciel of Lastation (a reference to [[Sony]]), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. An upset Chris took to spamming the Twitter feeds of official accounts promoting ''Neptunia'' as well as accounts of fans approving of Ciel's design. In his tweets, Chris angrily claimed himself the real Blue Heart and attempted to convince ''Neptunia'' to change Ciel's title.


Today, in 2014, we can still catch some faint glimpses of Chris's ego, even when concentrated into [[Chris and english|misspelled]] [[Facebook|Facebook posts]] and overly-priced [[Ebay|Ebay bids]].
According to Chris, CPU Blue Heart (also known as Scarlett Celestia and later Scarlet LaRose) is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Console Patron Unit]] Goddess of the Nations of [[CWCville]] and Comma, and of the [[Commodore|Commodore Consoles]]. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' lore by the [[Idea Guys]], Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a [[coping|coping mechanism]] and enabling his [[messiah complex]]. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the [[Dimensional Merge]], with his own [[Enablers|group of "worshippers"]].
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In March 2026, Hyperdimension Neptunia announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are CPU Blue Heart Ciel of Lastation (a reference to Sony), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. An upset Chris took to spamming the Twitter feeds of official accounts promoting Neptunia as well as accounts of fans approving of Ciel's design. In his tweets, Chris angrily claimed himself the real Blue Heart and attempted to convince Neptunia to change Ciel's title.

According to Chris, CPU Blue Heart (also known as Scarlett Celestia and later Scarlet LaRose) is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed Hyperdimension Neptunia lore by the Idea Guys, Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the Dimensional Merge, with his own group of "worshippers".

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