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During [[2018]], Chris hit his highest amount of sales revenue, exceeding over $10,000 in sales. That year's sales were heavily influenced by the [[Idea Guys]] saga, as they were alleged to have extorted Chris out of $6,000 by threatening to blow up his imaginary city [[CWCville]]. To help raise money to pay them off, Chris sold many items, including several of his [[Transformers]] toys, his [[Amnyfest Ring]] and [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], as well as random objects from the Chandler home including [[Cole Smithey]]'s old homework assignments.
In [[March 2026]], ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are '''CPU Blue Heart''' Ciel of Lastation (a reference to [[Sony]]), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. An upset Chris took to spamming the Twitter feeds of official accounts promoting ''Neptunia'' as well as accounts of fans approving of Ciel's design. In his tweets, Chris angrily claimed himself the real Blue Heart and attempted to convince ''Neptunia'' to change Ciel's title.


Sales continued after April, when the Idea Guys were removed from power, as the Chandlers were still having financial issues. Chris sold more items during the summer such as Sonichu- and Chris Chan-themed autographed photos, cards, and [[Fanta]] cans.
According to Chris, CPU Blue Heart (also known as Scarlett Celestia and later Scarlet LaRose) is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Console Patron Unit]] Goddess of the Nations of [[CWCville]] and Comma, and of the [[Commodore|Commodore Consoles]]. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' lore by the [[Idea Guys]], Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a [[coping|coping mechanism]] and enabling his [[messiah complex]]. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the [[Dimensional Merge]], with his own [[Enablers|group of "worshippers"]].


Sales from this year would also start the [[Guard Dogs]] and [[Teen Troon Squad]] sagas, as Guard Dog [[The Captain]] began contact with Chris via purchasing his Amnyfest Ring, and Teen Troon Squad members began contact by purchasing shecameforCWC.JPG.
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In March 2026, Hyperdimension Neptunia announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are CPU Blue Heart Ciel of Lastation (a reference to Sony), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. An upset Chris took to spamming the Twitter feeds of official accounts promoting Neptunia as well as accounts of fans approving of Ciel's design. In his tweets, Chris angrily claimed himself the real Blue Heart and attempted to convince Neptunia to change Ciel's title.

According to Chris, CPU Blue Heart (also known as Scarlett Celestia and later Scarlet LaRose) is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed Hyperdimension Neptunia lore by the Idea Guys, Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the Dimensional Merge, with his own group of "worshippers".

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