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'''Truck Driver''' is the | "'''Truck Driver'''" is the 4th track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of "[[Wikipedia:Running with Scissors (album)|Truck Drivin' Song]]" by [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|"Weird Al" Yankovic]]. | ||
Yankovic's original song is intended to be a humorous juxtaposition of a rugged male voice and themes about a profession typically associated with men contrasted with lyrics that suggest the protagonist is a woman or [[Tomgirl|transvestite.]] The [[Parody|comedy]] is likely over Chris's head, and the song was probably chosen as a proud anthem of his Tomgirl lifestyle. | Yankovic's original song is intended to be a humorous juxtaposition of a rugged male voice and themes about a profession typically associated with men contrasted with lyrics that suggest the protagonist is a woman or [[Tomgirl|transvestite.]] The [[Parody|comedy]] is likely over Chris's head, and the song was probably chosen as a proud anthem of his Tomgirl lifestyle. | ||
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== Audio == | == Audio == | ||
{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = | | name = Truck Driver | ||
| | | ytid = Sg0YXdKOP7c | ||
| stardate = [[November 2011]] | | stardate = [[November 2011]] | ||
| subject = | | subject = {{Music|text}} | ||
| style = | | style = {{Comedy|text}} {{Crazy|text}} | ||
| saga = | | saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}} | ||
| shirt = | | shirt = | ||
| other = {{Leaked|text}} | |||
| previous = [[If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man]] | | previous = [[If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man]] | ||
| next = [[Girls And Boys]] | | next = [[Girls And Boys]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
=== Lyrics === | === Lyrics === | ||
I'm drivin' a truck<br> | |||
I'm | |||
Drivin' a big ol' truck<br> | Drivin' a big ol' truck<br> | ||
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck<br> | Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck<br> | ||
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I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel<br> | I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel<br> | ||
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel<br> | But it's sure hard to hold the wheel<br> | ||
While I'm waiting for my nails to dry | While I'm waiting for my nails to dry | ||
Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror<br> | Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror<br> | ||
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I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight<br> | I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight<br> | ||
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight<br> | Well, I sure hope my seams are straight<br> | ||
Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight | Lord, don't let [[Kaka Makeup Basics|my mascara]] run tonight | ||
Because I'm drivin' a truck<br> | Because I'm drivin' a truck<br> | ||
Drivin' a big ol' truck<br> | Drivin' a big ol' truck<br> | ||
Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck<br> | [[Jerkops|Smokey's]] on my tail and my accelerator's stuck<br> | ||
Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' until the break of dawn<br> | Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' until the break of dawn<br> | ||
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on | Drivin' a truck with my high heels on | ||
Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me<br> | Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me<br> | ||
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But when I hit those big speed bumps<br> | But when I hit those big speed bumps<br> | ||
My darling little rhinestone pumps<br> | My darling little rhinestone pumps<br> | ||
Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' | Keep slippin' off the [[Affair with Mother|mother-lovin']] crutch | ||
But still I'm drivin' a truck<br> | But still I'm drivin' a truck<br> | ||
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Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck<br> | Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck<br> | ||
Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon<br> | Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon<br> | ||
While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on | While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on | ||
I'm drivin' a truck<br> | I'm drivin' a truck<br> | ||
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Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck<br> | Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck<br> | ||
And I'm late for my appointment down at my hair salon<br> | And I'm late for my appointment down at my hair salon<br> | ||
So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on | So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on | ||
{{The Tomgirls}} | {{The Tomgirls}} | ||
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]] | [[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]] | ||
[[Category:Music]] | |||
Latest revision as of 18:37, 4 January 2022
"Truck Driver" is the 4th track from SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD by Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. It is a cover of "Truck Drivin' Song" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
Yankovic's original song is intended to be a humorous juxtaposition of a rugged male voice and themes about a profession typically associated with men contrasted with lyrics that suggest the protagonist is a woman or transvestite. The comedy is likely over Chris's head, and the song was probably chosen as a proud anthem of his Tomgirl lifestyle.
Audio
| Truck Driver | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | November 2011 |
| Subject Matter |  Music
|
| Performance Style |  Comedy  Crazy
|
| Saga |  Jackie  Tomgirl
|
| Other |  Leaked
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man |
next Girls And Boys |
Lyrics
I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on
My diesel rig is northward bound
It's time to put that hammer down
Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
While I'm waiting for my nails to dry
Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight
Because I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck
Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on
Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' crutch
But still I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck
Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon
While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on
I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a truck
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
And I'm late for my appointment down at my hair salon
So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on
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