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LINK TO POST CONTAINING LATEST COPING METHOD | LINK TO POST CONTAINING LATEST COPING METHOD | ||
-->[[ | -->[[CWC Blog (Cwclight)#Prophetic Details| | ||
<div style="font-size:2em">{{ | <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!-- | ||
DATE AND TIME OF THE LATEST COPING METHOD (UTC) | DATE AND TIME OF THE LATEST COPING METHOD (UTC) | ||
--> | -->2025-06-02 22:30:00<!-- | ||
--> | -->}}</div>]] ''days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with [[reality]]. | ||
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LINK TO JESUS LETTER | |||
-->[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021| | |||
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!-- | |||
DATE AND TIME OF JESUS DELUSIONS (UTC) | |||
-->2021-09-19 12:00:00<!-- | |||
-->}}</div>]] ''days since Chris claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] to cope with his [[Jail Saga|incarceration]].'' | |||
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LINK TO ORIGINAL COMPLETION DATE OF DIMENSIONAL MERGE | LINK TO ORIGINAL COMPLETION DATE OF DIMENSIONAL MERGE | ||
-->[[January 2019 social media posts#Good New Year| | -->[[January 2019 social media posts#Good New Year| | ||
<div style="font-size:2em">{{ | <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!-- | ||
DATE AND TIME OF COMPLETION DATE OF DIMENSIONAL MERGE (UTC) | DATE AND TIME OF COMPLETION DATE OF DIMENSIONAL MERGE (UTC) | ||
-->2019-01-01 18:13:00<!-- | -->2019-01-01 18:13:00<!-- | ||
--> | -->}}</div>]] ''days since the [[Dimensional Merge]] was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his [[debt]] and [[Stress|other life problems]].'' | ||
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LINK TO IDEA GUYS ARTICLE | LINK TO IDEA GUYS ARTICLE | ||
-->[[Idea Guys| | -->[[Idea Guys| | ||
<div style="font-size:2em">{{ | <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!-- | ||
DATE AND TIME OF CONTACT WITH IDEA GUY (UTC) | DATE AND TIME OF CONTACT WITH IDEA GUY (UTC) | ||
-->2017-10-25 12:00:00<!-- | -->2017-10-25 12:00:00<!-- | ||
--> | -->}}</div>]] ''days since Chris joined the [[Chris and reality#Cult of the Idea Guys|cult of the Idea Guys]], which further fueled his escapist fantasies.'' | ||
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=== How to update === | === How to update === | ||
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# Replace the old time and date in the format <code>YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS</code>. The time zone should be [[wikipedia:UTC|UTC]], and the time should use the 24-hour clock. | # Replace the old time and date in the format <code>YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS</code>. The time zone should be [[wikipedia:UTC|UTC]], and the time should use the 24-hour clock. | ||
# Change the appropriate link above the time being adjusted to provide a source. | # Change the appropriate link above the time being adjusted to provide a source. | ||
# The Longest Streak counter | # The Longest Streak counter is semi-automated: see [[Template:Counter]] for details. | ||
# Streak counter began on 7/25/2021 | # Streak counter began on 7/25/2021 | ||
}} | }} | ||
[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude> | [[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude> | ||
Latest revision as of 14:05, 11 June 2025
Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.
It has been…
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71 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
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1,424 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration.
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2,415 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
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2,849 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.
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Usage
These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.
This template is no longer required due to Chris' arrest for incest. It is retained for historical reasons and/or when Chris re-joins the internet.
How to update
From 1 August 2019, you no longer need to convert the time and date into a Unix timestamp.
- Find the date and time of Chris’s latest coping method.
- Replace the old time and date in the format
YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS. The time zone should be UTC, and the time should use the 24-hour clock. - Change the appropriate link above the time being adjusted to provide a source.
- The Longest Streak counter is semi-automated: see Template:Counter for details.
- Streak counter began on 7/25/2021