Difference between revisions of "Template:Coping Counter"

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-->}}</div>]] ''days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with [[reality]].
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-->}}</div>]] ''days since the [[Dimensional Merge]] was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his [[debt]] and [[Stress|other life problems]].''
-->}}</div>]] ''days since the [[Dimensional Merge]] was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his [[debt]] and [[Chris and stress|other life problems]].''
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   LINK TO IDEA GUYS ARTICLE
   LINK TO IDEA GUYS ARTICLE

Latest revision as of 06:48, 27 May 2026

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

97
days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
1,716
days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration.
2,708
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
3,141
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.


Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template is no longer required due to Chris' arrest for incest. It is retained for historical reasons and/or when Chris re-joins the internet.

How to update

From 1 August 2019, you no longer need to convert the time and date into a Unix timestamp.

  1. Find the date and time of Chris’s latest coping method.
  2. Replace the old time and date in the format YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS. The time zone should be UTC, and the time should use the 24-hour clock.
  3. Change the appropriate link above the time being adjusted to provide a source.
  4. The Longest Streak counter is semi-automated: see Template:Counter for details.
  5. Streak counter began on 7/25/2021