Talk:Don't Mess With Me

Pussy. A real man fights with no weapons. Clydec 08:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

• Real men use drills. They are the aspiration of the male saga.--MoarLurk 08:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
  • (@Clydec) No items, Fox only, Final Destination -PeaceCeapPea
    • Is Chris Chandler gonna have to choke a bitch? --Wtv 09:45, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
      • Try to remember the basics of CWC. --AntonImaus 09:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Shit, am I the only one shocked that Chris's voice can even go that deep, however forced? MightyJoeStalin 08:50, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

I was about to say "Shit, he's finally fucking lost it", but he hasn't had it for a while. He's reached the point where picking on him is cause for justifiable homicide. Oh, and did anyone else notice that he'll happily talk to a rapist until they what they did to HIS girl? He doesn't care about rape, he cares about messing with his toys. - Borednewb 11:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Maybe I am obsessed by the idea but Chris is "Role-Playing" in this video. Since I see no Dungeons&Dragons material in his room, I am left to think he was exposed to it in therapy. We STILL don't know who's the "Young Adult Social Group" is. Griffintown 13:52, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

• If I discover that Chris has associated himself with a past-time I've enjoyed for most of my adult life, written for (in an official capacity) and love to this day I think I might be convinced to self-terminate for the good of my own sanity. If confirmed, this revelation, coupled with the confirmation that he listens to Celtic Woman (even if this is only a new thing) wounds me. --Ronichu 11:40pm, 11th of March 2010 (Australian Central Standard Time).
  • The young adult social group is probably some stupid church "youth" thing, or this. It's some community program that teaches anger management, independent living skills and workplace readiness through role play and group sessions. I've never heard of anything like this, but in my city there's a pretty good live-in facility that teaches blue and pink collar skills to wayward 16-24 year olds, but they're going after the stoner/drunk crowd instead of the developmentally disabled crowd. --Anaconda 17:20, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
    • I am thinking in those lines. I think the name "Young Adult Social Group" is way too "crafty" and "precise" to be invented by Chris as a whole. This also means there's a group out there who had yet to receive naked pictures of Chris. Griffintown 18:40, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
  • As a fellow gamer, I agree with this statement. This being said, I think he learned this in therapy. There's tons of videos out there where Chris turn violent. None implied Role-Playing (Except the Bunny thing, quite disturbing). This let me to conclude two things; He still have no interest in the noble art of table-top RPGs and that he learned his role-skills in a inter-personnal therapy session. Griffintown 14:26, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
    • I think he's just doing that roleplay shit that little kids do when something pisses them off. Like they'll roleplay scenarios they've encountered or would like to see with action figures or dolls or whatever. ("Hey Timmy? Think you can bully me? Take this! And this!" Then they make the action figures fight.) But being the retarded attention seeking fucktard he is, Chris finds it suitable to simulate homicide and then put it on the internet in the form of a death threat. --JRampancy 14:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
      • Has no one called the cops on him for all these threats yet? Double Nega 16:35, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
        • Speaking of his Young Adult Social Group, I wonder if the lack of the Medallion is a result of it? It wouldn't explain the missing Ring, however, as many normal people wear class rings.WarOfTheBees 17:21, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
          • This is one explanation regarding the lack of medallion; a group out there tries to teach him about NOT acting like a faggot. To an attention-whore, having a non-judgemental support group is like fresh manure for a fly. This MIGHT explains the lack of info we got about Bob; he's speaking elsewhere. Yes, this last statement is counter-intuitive but it just FEELS right. Griffintown 18:34, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
            • Aye, has anyone called the police about this shit yet? It's way illegal to do stuff like this. Also, I agree, if it turned out that he was a gamer too I might just cry, though he doesn't seem to be clever enough for it, to put it bluntly.--JM1987 04:43, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

I wander if we could get someone to track Chris down, pretend to be Clyde, and actually quote the lines in this video. Preferably someone who could adequately defend himself, but then again, when the aggressor is Chris, is self-defense really that hard? Tyranogre 01:58, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

• Considering that Chris has pulled out a toy gun to demonstrate shooting, I doubt he has an actual knife to slit throats. On a curious note, the way he held 'Clyde' is very reminiscent of Snake's CWC holds in Metal Gear Solid 3. Coincidence? --OFSheep 02:02, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Possibly. Chris's only exposure to the MGS series is through the trolls. Tyranogre 02:10, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
    • Pretty sure Chrissy said once that he owns MGS4 for PS3 - if he ever played it however no one knows. He is more adept at throwing away money than sitting down and focusing on an activity.--Derpalerp 18:48, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
      • Not sure where you heard that, but I know that he has MGS1 for the PS1 and the MGS pack for LittleBigPlanet. Neither of those have CQC in them, though. --T K 19 19:20, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
        • If it helps, Chris appears to be using the most poorly executed rear naked choke in history. If you can even call the alleged choke hold that. --Sarge 08:28, 13 June 2010 (EST).
          • As a side note, does Chris even fake-knee Clyde, well, fake Clyde? --Sarge 19:03, 15 June 2010 (EST).

Possible Background

I sent him this two weeks ago. Dunno if he read it. It could be just a coincidence that he's threatening people with knives now:

Chris,

I finally got a chance to read the most recent Sonichu pages. Last night I was out late celebrating a co-worker's birthday. I spent just over $200 buying drinks for everyone at the office -- since you're unfamiliar with money, that's like half your rent. I guess I'm expected to buy since I'm the "rich American." Still, it makes me feel good buying things for people and doing tangible favors and such. It must have sucked having your parents haul you to Denny's or something for your 28th birthday. I mean, you just had to know the waiters were laughing at you behind your back. By the way, how come you never eat at a good restaurant? There's more to life than just Golden Corral and Country Cookin. If you ever start dating women will expect you to take them someplace nice, so it would be in your best interest to find some good restaurants ahead of time.

On the comic: Why didn't you depict Crystal and Patti shooting me as well? In Mailbag 54 you read and acknowledged the Moon-Pals story arc where the reanimated corpses of Crystal Weston Chandler and Patti the dog have sex with each other.

I don't expect you to read every single Moon-Pals strip, let alone Sonichu is Dead, Sonichu is Gay, or Sonichu's Christmas Wish (all of which are now on the Asperpedia). I haven't read every Sonichu page, but I specifically told you about this story arc in the Mailbags and you responded to it.

Either you're now ok with your sister and dog having sex with each other, or you can't even keep the reasons why you're angry at me balanced in your head.

I think it's the second reason, because the death threats you put on YouTube are rambling and nonsensical, like you made them up on the spot. Here's a pointer: when you issue death threats, why not use threats you could actually carry out in real life, like shooting, stabbing or strangling someone? All your current death threats depend on you having psychic powers, which so far you've failed to demonstrate, or on your power as mayor of CWCville. CWCville is a pretend city that you made up for your comics, so it's not very threatening. It would be like the creator of Batman telling people that Batman is going to beat them up.

Oh, and you should write the death threats out ahead of time and read them so you don't look like an idiot.

I actually have useful things to do with my day so I'll wrap this up: Your most recent comics make you look like a bloodthirsty psychopath drunk on his own power, the little kids you write Sonichu for won't like the torture porn you just drew, and since you're a Christian you're shitting in the face of Jesus, who tells you to love your enemies and turn the other cheek.

Your anger amuses me.

Sean

--Anaconda 08:05, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

• Did Sean actually write this or were you or someone else impersonating him to get a reaction from Chris? --Edward 15:39, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

• nah it wasn't this sean Clydec 20:48, 13 March 2010 (UTC)