User:Knight of Astraea

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

Weeaboo This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in animu. この人はおたくだので、アニメはクリスーちゃんに好かれたのは我慢しなさい。 Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut.

Asexual This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much.

Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

High-Functioning Autistic This user has high-functioning autism, and therefore receives lots of stress from their gosh darn Mental Block.

God Complex This user has a God Complex and believes that you should get on your knees now.

Virgin with rage Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy.

Vivian Gee This user applauds Vivian Gee for actually making something funny out of Sonichu.

Troper This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.

PS3 This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris.

HEXBox This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.

Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.

Buddhist This user is a Buddhist and goes to church on Christmas with a Jolly Buddah.

Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.

Agnostic This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.

Ham This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!

Hikikomori This user should SUCK IT UP and DIVE RIGHT IN to the public scene.