CWC's Second Message

After months of trying to either ignore or edit the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian explodes with fury in this video. He blames ED for causing the falling out between himself and Megan that anyone with a brainstem could tell had occurred months before ED had ever heard of him. He also begins threatening to withhold the release of Sonichu 7 and all further comics unless the ED is removed.

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Citizens of the Internet! I present an open message to each and every one of you. Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000--any dates earlier are void. I present this open message because I have a whole bunch of people on the internet give me hate...show me a lot of hate. And I do not appreciate it. Ticks me off.

You think you can just...hate me just to get a laugh out of yourself. Think about it. You're laughing at somebody else's pain and torture, because I am lonesome, still trying to find a Boyfriend-Free Girl and to make into a sweetheart. Y'all think I'm just a sap, a chump, dumbass, whatever you may think. But you know what? You...you! Every last one of you, who has sh--expressed hate against me? You're the shitheads!

That senile old man in Family Guy

Also, every last one of you who thinks that I am similar to that, of that senile old man in Family Guy--you're the pedophiles. Everyone who thinks I'm homo, and calls me that, because I am not--I'm STRAIGHT! I'm STRAIGHT! YOU'RE THE HOMOS! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!

I could, I could take the whole time to express so much ANGER and frustration. I'm only nearsighted, I do wear glasses. Take it or leave it, losers! It helps me see better. See more detail, and more clear vision, than any of you knuckleheads can put together out of your own ego, that you so richly...consume of.

But, on a more serious note. Learning recently of the false, or real, literature, with downloaded copies of my comic pages and what-not. It has been either been distributed, or created, WITHOUT my consent or approval. So it IS a fake. And if it ever is published, or if it ever shows profit, let it weigh on your consciousness throughout your eternal life that you are torturing, and worse off, tearing the heart, and soul, and emotions of the innocent man. [???] Innocent still, twenty-six-year-old virgin. Not only that, but I have so many lonely nights, and stress, that you can not just imagine it!

Now, as for the other serious note, of any new stuff officially made by me, under my own hands--NOT BY ANYBODY ELSE'S which are considered FALSE--I just have not been feeling the inspiration to DRAW, to COLOR! Because the loneliness, I cannot stand that. The hatred I'm getting from every last one of you who has contributed to that Encyclopedia Dramatica webpage and every other forum, internet document, lewdly drawn pictures with......dicks. I love DYKES! DYKES! CHINA! I'm STRAIGHT! If I see a dick, I just look away, with a moment of being freaked out!

"She has come for me"

And emailing me pictures is not gonna get any of you any further conclusion to "Will Crystal get out of the mirror? Will the seven Sonichu Balls be collected? Will I ever find my sweetheart? And am I, am I or Megan Schroeder still--" And I and which by the way, she broke up with me so much long ti--so much long ago because the contributors to that ED page...you broke the emotional stren--strength between us. You promoted such twists and turns to everything I have said and drawn and written and what-not. You broke up the best friendship, the best relationship, the CLOSEST I could ever have in this pitiful adult life! YOU DID IT! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! If I could blame myself, I would definitely blame myself for drawing those FIVE pictures! Those five drawings! And by the way, THAT IS NOT CRYSTAL whose eyes are censored, THAT IS MEGAN! And just for, and just for, for taking me the--and twisting it around and such!

Think about it. THINK ABOUT IT! Let it WEIGH ON YOUR CONSCIENCE! Because nothing--NO MORE OFFICIAL SONICHU ART OR WORK may or may not ever emerge depending on the amount of hate that is decreased! THAT WEBPAGE! TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET! I wish I'd never found that piece of SHIT in the first place, back on that Halloween of '07, somewhere around there. And promoting the hatred, and...drawing such loose--such lucrid mockeries is not gonna further the story plot or have anything new created, or even gonna help in any way. As I am telling you this, RIGHT INTO MY PLAYSTATION EYE! [sighs]

If I ever do find the one that is to be my sweetheart, I will give her such care, such tenderness, such love...we get around to the hanky-panky that's fine, that's good...we get married. I will have my GOD, create my GOD-called daughter! She will be taken care of, lovingly. Those of you mock me otherwise, with such FRIVOLOUS, LUCRID, ADULTERY! If I ever hear ano--of any new stuff, it will weigh on your conscience, with me, TEARING AT YOUR SOULS...emotionally! Let that weigh on your conscience, for those that have already done so or are thinking about it!

I AM NOT A PEDOFORK, YOU DORKS!

[sighs] I tell you, so much anger, so much stress. It's hard to see straight. Let that--the result of all that you have contributed against me--weigh heavily like a ten thousand pound anvil! Sixteen tons, whadd'ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt!

If I was not a baptized man over at the Methodist church by the University of Virginia, I'd tell every last one of you, that contributed to the hatred and the downpour, "Go to hell." But I can--but I will not even weigh that upon my worst enemy, because I am more kind than you think. Y'all just do not see that; ya'll just twist my words around. I do not wish to see any more hatrey or adult mockery, and I want that Encyclopedia Dramatica page taken down FOREVER! It will weigh heavily on your conscience each day that it is still up there.

I leave you with any other thoughts that you may have. But if you DARE twist these words around, that will weigh worse on your conscience. The words that I provide from sound mind, and heart. It will weigh heavily on you. It will weigh heavily on you.