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Chris claims that he would need to work from home due to his "hectic lifestyle", and that he would also need benefits like a 401K, and health insurance, which is debatable if he really knows what a 401K is, and also maternity leave, which will never happen anyways. A secretary would also be need to handle administrative duties, and an assistant to do Chris's responsibilities, like getting dinner, and taking care of his [[Barb|mother]], and also, they need to be female, presumably to get [[china]]. | Chris claims that he would need to work from home due to his "hectic lifestyle", and that he would also need benefits like a 401K, and health insurance, which is debatable if he really knows what a 401K is, and also maternity leave, which will never happen anyways. A secretary would also be need to handle administrative duties, and an assistant to do Chris's [[Chris_and_his_Ego|responsibilities]], like getting dinner, and taking care of his [[Barb|mother]], and also, they need to be female, presumably to get [[china]]. | ||
== Description == | == Description == | ||
Revision as of 19:18, 14 May 2016
Proposition to Sega is a video Chris made on the 14th of May, 2016. The video itself is of Chris, offering Sega to hold a small amount of control over his creation, Sonichu. In the introduction of the video, Chris claims that "if you want what he's got", you have to go through him. After this, Chris lays down the details of his offer of the Sonichu and Rosechu brand, and also states that profits would be shared halfway through both parties. However, Chris states that all creative control of Sonichu would still be in His hands, and that Sega would only be able to expand upon it. Chris also states he will need some "employee benefits", assistance with the creative side of his projects, and that his salary at Sega as the senior manager of the Sonichu product would be $100,000 a year. But, out of an oddly specific request, Chris wants a corner office in whatever building Chris thinks Sega will stick him into, even if Sega considered it, or even noticed the request at all, as he put this application on YouTube, and didn't (As we know of) contact Sega through any means. Chris also states that he would still work at home, rendering the corner office useless.
Requests
Chris claims that he would need to work from home due to his "hectic lifestyle", and that he would also need benefits like a 401K, and health insurance, which is debatable if he really knows what a 401K is, and also maternity leave, which will never happen anyways. A secretary would also be need to handle administrative duties, and an assistant to do Chris's responsibilities, like getting dinner, and taking care of his mother, and also, they need to be female, presumably to get china.
Description
| **This video is addressed directly to SEGA of America and SEGA of Japan; Responses will only be accepted from the Officials of SEGA. Such people can personally, and directly reply to me, Miss Christine Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville, VA, USA, at my email address of ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com, and the Best, Most Direct Option is via US Mail to my home address,
Christine Weston Chandler 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545 Thank You. |
Note that Chris is assuming Sega will watch this video.