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==== High school and College ====
==== High school and College ====
==== Biology ====
Chris is probably the worst at biology of all fields.
===== Reproductive biology=====
He mixed up his knowledge of the human sperm and egg, he thinks the sperm count is a fixed number that goes on decreasing every time he masturbates. This would have been much more horrific if Chris was a biological female and drank his menses. This culminated in him drinking his own semen to keep his sperm count high. He also believes keeping semen inside his refrigerator will keep it viable, the only thing this will do is give him more [[Cwcsicle]]s to use in his Fanta.
Chris also thinks that transgender woman can get periods which he learnt from a facebook post. Unless Chris is bleeding from his asshole due to ramming medallions, Chris physically cannot get a flow of menses. Abdominal cramps are common for biological women during periods; for MTF women, this again is physically impossible due the lack of a uterus. Feeling under the weather is also a common symptom of periods, Chris claims he gets these but these are caused due to changes in specific hormones released by the female brain and uterus in conjunction. 
Unless Chris is changing the dosage of his hormones to feel depressed, he is just imagining the symptoms.
Chris also believes after his gender reassignment surgery is complete, he can get pregnant.
He also believes listening to certain subliminal hypnosis beats can help him sprout a vagina and uterus. After a while of listening to the subliminal frequency, he thought his pubic symphysis is a vulva and sliced open his taint. This not only showed how much belief he has in pseudoscience but also proved he has no knowledge of female anatomy whatsoever.
=====Neuroscience=====
Chris believes that the mind and body are separate entities where the mind can move between different bodies I.e the body is nothing more than a vessel for his mind. This has never been proved and most research points to different inter-neuronal connections being the reason for different personalities.
=====Immunity=====
During the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, Chris watched the Cells at work anime to boost his immune system, whatever that meant.


==== Physical science ====
==== Physical science ====

Revision as of 01:00, 11 June 2020

Klop's Sandbox

Incase anybody wants to add anything, feel free.

Ideas(without any guys)

This is a place for me to scribble whatever article ideas pop into my head, if you add anything here, I'm stealing that idea. :)

Chris and science

Note - A single Chris and science article is to be created, larger subjects such as biology to be moved to separate article titled just "Biology" to not clutter up the "Chris and ..." Articles.
Science is the systematic study of the natural world through observation and experimentation. Chris has an on/off history with science – though it is mostly off. His view on science is utterly warped. He has lost touch with the times and thinks science is much more ahead in certain fields than it actually is, probably due to him getting all his information through fictional media. He has also mixed up real science, pseudoscience, and other things he learnt from media and enablers to create a very distorted view of nature.


Chris's opinion on science

Chris has stated his opinions on science in his OkCupid answers. He said that both hard and soft sciences were interesting to him, though he finds conversations about science to be boring and annoying. He claims he puts equal weight in science and faith. He claims he sometimes enjoys finding out how things work.


High school and College

Physical science

Physics
Chemistry

Chris had two gal-pals as his lab partners in chem.

Astrology

Chris has rarely spoken about astronomy, though he has talked about astronomy's retarded older sibling, astrology. Chris has for a long time told others about his (and his creations) Zodiac signs, proving he has some belief in it. He has mentioned in an IRC chat that he reads his horoscope daily, and in his February 2012 Facebook Posts, posted in detail about his interpretation of his horoscope. In his OkCupid questionaire, he considered astrology to be a legitimate science.

Applied science

Computer science

Out of all the sciences, Chris is probably the best at computer science. Like most people born during or after the 1980s, he has been around computers since his childhood. He took some computer upgrade classes in PVCC, and he bragged to Kacey's dad that he's technologically inclined. He coded most of his websites by hand using plain text, as opposed to using online editors that do all the work for him. He knows a bit about older computers like the Commodore 64 due to his age, nostalgia and belief that he's the queen of the Commodore land. When his C64 broke down, he asked for help to repair it.

Environmental science
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