Kellie Andes

Kellie, upon discovering Chris's nudes.

Chris's crush in high school. She rejected him (obviously). Made a brief cameo in Sonichu 7.

“	"I REALLY missed out on that when I could have had the chance to take it."	”
Chris, totally deluded

Chris stated in his Wikipedia profile that he had a crush for "3/4 of high school", and that he even had a chance with her but didn't take it.

Kellie Andes is living proof of how sad Chris' life really is. While he continues to live in the past and remains largely unchanged since high school (when he had the most female friends he'll ever have) in a vain attempt to remind himself of how his life used to be, she has actually moved on and gotten herself a job, husband and son.

In the comic

Some argue that she is the inspiration for Kel's name. Kellie herself is mentioned in Sonichu 8 as the person who informs Rosechu of 4-cent_garbage.

Currently

Kellie is currently living as Kellie Andes Stowell in Richmond, Virginia, as she is a firefighter along with her husband and the mother of a two year old boy. One can hope that she is able to sleep easy without Chris's figure haunting her dreams.

Correspondence

In recent correspondence Kellie confirmed that Chris is definitely not her type.

“	"I never liked Christian in that way. Christian is def. not my type nor has he ever been."	”
Kellie, laying it down

Gallery

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  Kellie, IRL,1997.

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  Kellie, 1998.

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  Kellie, 1999

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  Kellie, 2000.

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  For her 18 birthday, Chris made her...a Sonichu sweater (though it's possible that it's actually an import).

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  Chris with Kellie.

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  Nothing says "I love you" like a mix tape.

External Links

• Kellie's MySpace