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(Added a table of several documented purchases - not quite complete yet, but it's a start.)
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* Penis pump
* Penis pump
* Vibrator ([[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|possibly KIA]])
* Vibrator ([[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|possibly KIA]])
* Three sex dolls including [[Officer Nasty]], [[Kimmi]], and the not-yet-seen [http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/love-dolls/sp-booty-licious-love-doll-4085.aspx Booty Licious Love Doll]. Chris may be too embarrassed to acknowledge the last one, for she is [[Niggos|black]].
* Three sex dolls including [[Officer Nasty]], [[Kimmi]], and the not-yet-seen [http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/love-dolls/sp-booty-licious-love-doll-4085.aspx Booty Licious Love Doll]. Chris may be too embarrassed to acknowledge the last one, for she is [[Niggos|black]]. His order records show that he has purchased at least three Officer Nasty dolls, suggesting that they don't survive too long underneath him.
* Anal beads – Disposed after used and "covered in poo".
* Anal beads – Disposed after used and "covered in poo".
* Dildo – Free gift that went along with a purchase. Chris put a condom on it and stuck it up his ass.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref>
* Dildo – Free gift that went along with a purchase. Chris put a condom on it and stuck it up his ass.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref>
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* Velvet touch masturbator
* Velvet touch masturbator
* Set of fake boobs, apparently with a slot in the middle that Chris can fuck. Appeared in a video where he's plugging the game [[Brutal Legend]] and, in a lesser extent, the [[War Paint Video]]; seen again in [[CWC 30 Push Ups]] later the same month.
* Set of fake boobs, apparently with a slot in the middle that Chris can fuck. Appeared in a video where he's plugging the game [[Brutal Legend]] and, in a lesser extent, the [[War Paint Video]]; seen again in [[CWC 30 Push Ups]] later the same month.
==List of documented purchases==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Date Ordered
!align="left"|Description
!align="left"|Type
!align="left"|Price
|-
|16 September 2006
|'''Booty Licious Love Doll'''
|Toy
|$22.95
|-
|16 September 2006
|'''Pearl Beaded Prolong Ring - White'''
|Toy
|$2.00
|-
|17 September 2006
|'''Nina Hartley's Guide to Sex Toys'''
|DVD/CD
|$3.95
|-
|17 September 2006
|'''Space Nuts'''
|DVD/CD
|$4.95
|-
|17 September 2006
|'''Rawhide 2-Disc Collector's Set'''
|DVD/CD
|$0.99
|-
|17 September 2006
|'''Adam & Eve Starter Kit'''
|DVD/CD
|$3.95
|-
|10 March 2007
|'''Officer Nasty Fantasy Doll'''
|Toy
|$24.95
|-
|10 March 2007
|'''The Best of Amateur Angels'''
|DVD/CD
|$5.00
|-
|7 July 2007
|'''Velvet Touch Masturbator'''
|Toy
|$24.95
|-
|7 July 2007
|'''Silicone Superstud Power Ring'''
|Toy
|Free
|-
|7 July 2007
|'''Titanium 5-Star Video Collection'''
|DVD/CD
|Free
|-
|16 July 2007
|'''Officer Nasty Love Doll'''
|Toy
|$12.48
|-
|16 July 2007
|'''A&E Hot Action Lotion - Strawberry'''
|Toy
|$6.95
|-
|16 July 2007
|'''Carmen & Friends'''
|DVD/CD
|Free
|-
|16 July 2007
|'''The Perfect Secretary'''
|DVD/CD
|Free
|-
|16 July 2007
|'''Wicked Hot Pics Photo CD'''
|DVD/CD
|Free
|-
|20 August 2007
|'''Officer Nasty Love Doll'''
|Toy
|$15.96
|-
|20 August 2007
|'''Mystery Feature'''
|DVD/CD
|Free
|-
|20 August 2007
|'''Redlight Girls'''
|DVD/CD
|Free
|-
|20 August 2007
|'''Extreme Behavior 2'''
|DVD/CD
|Free
|-
|20 August 2007
|'''Signature Series 10: Shayla LaVeaux'''
|DVD/CD
|$0.82
|-
|26 December 2007
|'''Kimme Anime Love Doll'''
|Toy
|$14.98
|-
|26 December 2007
|'''Vintage XXX Cartoons'''
|DVD/CD
|$14.98
|-
|26 December 2007
|'''XXX Pleasure Seekers'''
|DVD/CD
|Free
|-
|26 December 2007
|'''Playboy Magazine Digital Edition'''
|DVD/CD
|Free
|-
|3 January 2008
|'''2008 Adam & Eve Calendar'''
|Other
|$5.95
|-
|3 January 2008
|'''Romance Roulette Card Game'''
|Other
|$7.48
|-
|3 January 2008
|'''Carmen Boob Mousepad'''
|Other
|$4.68
|-
|3 January 2008
|'''XXX Pleasure Seekers'''
|DVD/CD
|Free
|-
|3 January 2008
|'''Anal Love Beads'''
|Toy
|Free
|}


==Gallery of sex toy purchases==
==Gallery of sex toy purchases==

Revision as of 20:08, 1 November 2009

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Chris owns several sex toys, including a vibrator and anal beads.

His provider of choice is AdamEve.com. Chris claimed to the TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu fanbase that they were sent by the online sex shop as free gifts. However, considering the fact that AdamEve.com usually allows customers to choose gifts, and if they are indeed random gifts, what they are depends on the content of the purchase (not to mention Chris never bothering to dispose of or even complain about them; there is likely more to it than what he says).

List of known sex toys

  • Penis pump
  • Vibrator (possibly KIA)
  • Three sex dolls including Officer Nasty, Kimmi, and the not-yet-seen Booty Licious Love Doll. Chris may be too embarrassed to acknowledge the last one, for she is black. His order records show that he has purchased at least three Officer Nasty dolls, suggesting that they don't survive too long underneath him.
  • Anal beads – Disposed after used and "covered in poo".
  • Dildo – Free gift that went along with a purchase. Chris put a condom on it and stuck it up his ass.[1]
  • Prolong ring
  • Velvet touch masturbator
  • Set of fake boobs, apparently with a slot in the middle that Chris can fuck. Appeared in a video where he's plugging the game Brutal Legend and, in a lesser extent, the War Paint Video; seen again in CWC 30 Push Ups later the same month.

List of documented purchases

Date Ordered Description Type Price
16 September 2006 Booty Licious Love Doll Toy $22.95
16 September 2006 Pearl Beaded Prolong Ring - White Toy $2.00
17 September 2006 Nina Hartley's Guide to Sex Toys DVD/CD $3.95
17 September 2006 Space Nuts DVD/CD $4.95
17 September 2006 Rawhide 2-Disc Collector's Set DVD/CD $0.99
17 September 2006 Adam & Eve Starter Kit DVD/CD $3.95
10 March 2007 Officer Nasty Fantasy Doll Toy $24.95
10 March 2007 The Best of Amateur Angels DVD/CD $5.00
7 July 2007 Velvet Touch Masturbator Toy $24.95
7 July 2007 Silicone Superstud Power Ring Toy Free
7 July 2007 Titanium 5-Star Video Collection DVD/CD Free
16 July 2007 Officer Nasty Love Doll Toy $12.48
16 July 2007 A&E Hot Action Lotion - Strawberry Toy $6.95
16 July 2007 Carmen & Friends DVD/CD Free
16 July 2007 The Perfect Secretary DVD/CD Free
16 July 2007 Wicked Hot Pics Photo CD DVD/CD Free
20 August 2007 Officer Nasty Love Doll Toy $15.96
20 August 2007 Mystery Feature DVD/CD Free
20 August 2007 Redlight Girls DVD/CD Free
20 August 2007 Extreme Behavior 2 DVD/CD Free
20 August 2007 Signature Series 10: Shayla LaVeaux DVD/CD $0.82
26 December 2007 Kimme Anime Love Doll Toy $14.98
26 December 2007 Vintage XXX Cartoons DVD/CD $14.98
26 December 2007 XXX Pleasure Seekers DVD/CD Free
26 December 2007 Playboy Magazine Digital Edition DVD/CD Free
3 January 2008 2008 Adam & Eve Calendar Other $5.95
3 January 2008 Romance Roulette Card Game Other $7.48
3 January 2008 Carmen Boob Mousepad Other $4.68
3 January 2008 XXX Pleasure Seekers DVD/CD Free
3 January 2008 Anal Love Beads Toy Free

Gallery of sex toy purchases

  • Adameve 06-09-16.PNG
  • Adameve 06-9-17.PNG
  • Adameve 07-03-10.PNG
  • Adameve 07-07-07.PNG

  • Where Chris buys Kimmi.

See also

Sauces

  1. ↑ BlueSpike PSN Chat 3

External links

Retrieved from "http://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sex_toys&oldid=40756"