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Chris's term for his true love ("heartsweet" is also used in the comics). His goal is to build a sweetheart from the ground up to give birth to his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)| Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after the illustrious metal and a name similar to his own). | [[Chris]]'s term for his true love ("heartsweet" is also used in the comics). His goal is to build a sweetheart from the ground up to give birth to his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)| Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after the illustrious metal and a name similar to his own). | ||
Providing Chris with a sweetheart who is really a [[troll]] has been a sport for trolls for sometime now. With the except of [[Julie]], none of the trolls have revealed themselves. Some argue that this is that being a sweetheart to Chris is like Stockholm syndrome, leading trolls such as [[Blanca]] and [[Panda]] to identify and sympathize with their captor. | Providing Chris with a sweetheart who is really a [[troll]] has been a sport for trolls for sometime now. With the except of [[Julie]], none of the trolls have revealed themselves. Some argue that this is that being a sweetheart to Chris is like Stockholm syndrome, leading trolls such as [[Blanca]] and [[Panda]] to identify and sympathize with their captor. | ||
==Qualifications to become Chris's TRUE and HONEST sweetheart== | |||
* MUST be [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]]. ''(can't emphasise that enough!)'' | |||
* MUST be 18 - (Chris's current age). | |||
* MUST be white (NO DARKIES). | |||
* MUST have a [[car]]. | |||
* MUST have a mid to high salary. | |||
* MUST live within 30 miles of the [[Ruckersville]] area. | |||
* MUST NOT be a [[Jerkop|cop]]. | |||
* MUST NOT have [[Autism]]. | |||
* MUST NOT be a [[BlueSpike|man]]. | |||
If you fit all of the criteria and are into overweight freakish, perverse man-children, then God help you! | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 02:48, 10 March 2009
Chris's term for his true love ("heartsweet" is also used in the comics). His goal is to build a sweetheart from the ground up to give birth to his God-chosen daughter, Crystal Weston Chandler (named after the illustrious metal and a name similar to his own).
Providing Chris with a sweetheart who is really a troll has been a sport for trolls for sometime now. With the except of Julie, none of the trolls have revealed themselves. Some argue that this is that being a sweetheart to Chris is like Stockholm syndrome, leading trolls such as Blanca and Panda to identify and sympathize with their captor.
Qualifications to become Chris's TRUE and HONEST sweetheart
- MUST be boyfriend-free. (can't emphasise that enough!)
- MUST be 18 - (Chris's current age).
- MUST be white (NO DARKIES).
- MUST have a car.
- MUST have a mid to high salary.
- MUST live within 30 miles of the Ruckersville area.
- MUST NOT be a cop.
- MUST NOT have Autism.
- MUST NOT be a man.
If you fit all of the criteria and are into overweight freakish, perverse man-children, then God help you!
See Also
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