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[[File:Pedo_exposure.jpg|thumb|left|Scaring children away since 1999.]] | [[File:Pedo_exposure.jpg|thumb|left|Scaring children away since 1999.]] | ||
'''Fridays After Five''' is a large block party/concert that takes place in [[Charlottesville]] from spring until fall. [[Chris]] was recently | '''Fridays After Five''' is a large block party/concert that takes place in [[Charlottesville]] from spring until fall. [[Chris]] was recently video recorded there, [[C-Ya Later|enjoying real life for once]]. | ||
==18 June 2010== | ==18 June 2010== | ||
[[Image:Chrisgirl1.jpg|thumb|left|Chris trying to pick up | [[Image:Chrisgirl1.jpg|thumb|left|Chris trying to pick up a [[boyfriend-free girl]].]] | ||
Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the man who took these photos, he says Chris wore a shirt that says "I Enjoy [[Vagina]]" and was wearing a "[[gay]] circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail|PokéWalker]]. | Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan ([[YouTube]] name [http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]) took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the man who took these photos, he says Chris wore a shirt that says "I Enjoy [[Vagina]]" and was wearing a "[[gay]] circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail|PokéWalker]]. | ||
At some point Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra|female support wear]], which he had apparently seen fit to write "[[Love Quest|WANT WOMAN!]]" on with permanent marker. It's unlikely Chris was aware he was being photographed, which makes the weird posing seen in many of the pictures even weirder, meaning this was his weird-assed way of trying to be normal. | At some point Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra|female support wear]], which he had apparently seen fit to write "[[Love Quest|WANT WOMAN!]]" on with permanent marker. It's unlikely Chris was aware he was being photographed, which makes the weird posing seen in many of the pictures even weirder, meaning this was his weird-assed way of trying to be normal. | ||
Besides exposing his covered bosom to potential [[sweetheart]]s, mostly [[pedofork|severely underage]], Chris spent his time at the event playing a [[Nintendo]] DS and trying to dance, with all the grace and skill of [[CWC Fighter]]. | Besides exposing his covered bosom to potential [[sweetheart]]s, mostly [[pedofork|severely underage]], Chris spent his time at the event playing a [[Nintendo]] DS and trying to dance, with all the grace and skill of [[CWC Fighter]]. | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
Revision as of 12:59, 19 June 2010
Fridays After Five is a large block party/concert that takes place in Charlottesville from spring until fall. Chris was recently video recorded there, enjoying real life for once.
18 June 2010
Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan (YouTube name 0ArchieBunker0) took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the man who took these photos, he says Chris wore a shirt that says "I Enjoy Vagina" and was wearing a "gay circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his PokéWalker.
At some point Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his flabby gut and female support wear, which he had apparently seen fit to write "WANT WOMAN!" on with permanent marker. It's unlikely Chris was aware he was being photographed, which makes the weird posing seen in many of the pictures even weirder, meaning this was his weird-assed way of trying to be normal.
Besides exposing his covered bosom to potential sweethearts, mostly severely underage, Chris spent his time at the event playing a Nintendo DS and trying to dance, with all the grace and skill of CWC Fighter.
Gallery
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