User:EmperorSquid

I'm a kid. I'm a squid.

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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR! STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing. Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants. HEXBox This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve. Agnostic This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.

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