Da Update (CWC-ism)

Dialogue used by Christian, in an exceedingly awkward attempt to sound laid-back and casual, in the pages of Sonichu 7. As Chris's fans have searched the internet for the latest news from our hero, "da update" has become shorthand for "the latest failure Chris has committed."

Hey Guys! What's da update?

February 12, 2009

Christian opens an all-new adults-only section of his website, Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack. The site effectively serves as a repository for the various Rule 34 drawings Chris had previously put into Sonichu 8 and on his Encyclopedia Dramatica page.

February 10, 2009

• Chris cleans up his room to honor a promise he made to Clyde Cash. Also, Chris finally exposes the Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé impostors as frauds. In reaction to his discovery, the rest of the world population was reported as saying "Well, duh." [1]

February 8, 2009

• Christian announces the new new new location of his Sonichu website, [2]. He also refers to the recent wildfires in Victoria, Australia, and worries that PandaHalo may be have been killed in the blaze (even though she lives over 1,000 kilmoeters away in South Australia) [3]

February 6, 2009

• In a stunning correction of the previous video, Chris reveals that he was coerced by Clyde Cash into saying he was gay. Clyde had threatened to kill Chris's gal-pal unless he "came out of the closet" and destroyed his vibrator. Ironically, this video caused many to learn for the first time that Chris owned a vibrator in the first place, cementing public opinion that Chris is ridiculously gay. [4]

February 5, 2009

• Christian reveals that he's gay [5]