Difference between revisions of "Barbara Chandler"
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{{quote|Get off. Before I go off.|Barbara Chandler to Chris, private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]]}} | {{quote|Get off. Before I go off.|Barbara Chandler to Chris, private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]]}} | ||
[[Chris]]'s mother. Constantly babies and tells | [[Chris]]'s mother. Constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is. As a result, Chris believes that he is so irresistible to women, [[PandaHalo|Panda]] will not stop kissing him once she meets him. | ||
Despite being | Barbara is also the mother of [[Cole Smithy]] but lied to Cole about who his father is because she's Maury Povitch trash. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year 2000 Award Chris created for her.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 13.</ref> | ||
Despite being verily handsome, Chris took his mom to his [[Manchester High School#Seinor Prom|seinor prom]]. | |||
She is extremely paranoid of Chris's online misadventures which, while ruining the fun for [[trolls]], does seem to indicate that she's not entirely stupid. | She is extremely paranoid of Chris's online misadventures which, while ruining the fun for [[trolls]], does seem to indicate that she's not entirely stupid. | ||
According to Chris, she has not had sex with [[Bob Chandler]] for at least two decades. They have been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> | |||
Due to her massive size, she is affectionately referred to as "Snorlax" by [[trolls]] and when encountering it, is it wise to use a PokeFlute. | Due to her massive size, she is affectionately referred to as "Snorlax" by [[trolls]] and when encountering it, is it wise to use a PokeFlute. | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Bob Chandler]] | *[[Bob Chandler]] | ||
==Sauces== | |||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
Revision as of 04:22, 5 May 2009
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| Barbara Chandler to Chris, private Skype chat with Sarah May | ||
Chris's mother. Constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is. As a result, Chris believes that he is so irresistible to women, Panda will not stop kissing him once she meets him.
Barbara is also the mother of Cole Smithy but lied to Cole about who his father is because she's Maury Povitch trash. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year 2000 Award Chris created for her.[1]
Despite being verily handsome, Chris took his mom to his seinor prom.
She is extremely paranoid of Chris's online misadventures which, while ruining the fun for trolls, does seem to indicate that she's not entirely stupid.
According to Chris, she has not had sex with Bob Chandler for at least two decades. They have been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.[2]
Due to her massive size, she is affectionately referred to as "Snorlax" by trolls and when encountering it, is it wise to use a PokeFlute.
Gallery
Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.
From her 55th birthday.
Nothing says the 80s like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.
Barb with Aunt Corina, Uncle Tom, and Aunt Herriet.
The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the Chandler house.
Poor Barb, Chris put fucking Sonichu on HER birthday cake.
It was originally believed this image was from Chris's graduation. Turns out this is from his senior prom, whom he took his mom to as his date.
Barb, talking to Tiffany, one of Chris's gal pals, at the prom.
