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Hey errybody! Christine Chandler coming to you live from ''home'', and we just recieved a... [''high pitched''] ''LOOOOOVE''ly big ol'... gift bots! [''normal voice''] Eh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh... ah! But, my psychic powers are de''ducing'', and, very good, because... I actually was able to sense... foresight, a plot... an ingenious plot! A simple plot? Or just, a plot that had been done to me at least... onccce... before? Hmmmm? Eh... ''I'', before any-before, opening, or even cutting the tape dat dis bots is opened with, foresaw... gummies! Gummi candies! Hm! Shape of penises! Nice! That's okay, I'll enjoy dose! But also I sensed, duh litter boooomb. Glitter bomb! Huuuh! Yeah. [''Chris shakes his finger and puckers his lips while doing a high pitched voice''] No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! [''Clicks tongue eight times''] I opened it all ''slowly''! And... no mess! Look, [''Chris shows his bed''] no, mess, at all, on where we opened it right here. No! The all the mess [''Chris holds up a ziploc bag full of glitter'']is in ''dis'', inside this ''one'' ziploc baaaag dat I put it all | Hey errybody! Christine Chandler coming to you live from ''home'', and we just recieved a... [''high pitched''] ''LOOOOOVE''ly big ol'... gift bots! [''normal voice''] Eh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh... ah! But, my psychic powers are de''ducing'', and, very good, because... I actually was able to sense... foresight, a plot... an ingenious plot! A simple plot? Or just, a plot that had been done to me at least... onccce... before? Hmmmm? Eh... ''I'', before any-before, opening, or even cutting the tape dat dis bots is opened with, foresaw... gummies! Gummi candies! Hm! Shape of penises! Nice! That's okay, I'll enjoy dose! But also I sensed, duh litter boooomb. Glitter bomb! Huuuh! Yeah. [''Chris shakes his finger and puckers his lips while doing a high pitched voice''] No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! [''Clicks tongue eight times''] I opened it all ''slowly''! And... no mess! Look, [''Chris shows his bed''] no, mess, at all, on where we opened it right here. No! The all the mess [''Chris holds up a ziploc bag full of glitter''] is in ''dis'', inside this ''one'' ziploc baaaag dat I put it all | ||
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This page contains Chris's videos from April 2019.
Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future
- Main article: Future message from Crystal W Chandler
Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video
- Main article: Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video
We Need some gas money, Please, Help.
In his first begging video in over 100 days, Chris makes a begging video on Twitter for gas money.
| We Need some gas money, Please, Help. | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 23 April 2019 |
| Subject Matter |  Handouts
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| Performance Style |  Tragedy
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| Saga |  Financhu Crisis
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| Shirt |  The Manchild Meltdown
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video | |
Transcript
Hey everybody, got a little situation here. [Turns camera to face fuel gauge on car, which reads that the tank is about 1/8 full, then camera returns to Chris' face.] Less than an eighth full of gas in our one s-tangible vide-vehicle here, and, in pocket money only [Car horn honks] as well as a little bit of [pauses and adjusts camera] ...petty cash. [Turns camera to show out window] And I'm stopped by the way, I'm in the yard at home. Anyway, I need like 20 dollars for gas, please. Please help me out. Really need it so we can use this van, before our money-so we can use this van some more before our money comes in by next week. It's like next Wednesday or Thursday! Nyeeeeeeeeh! Thank you.
@MintendoMerd
The following morning, CWC fan MintendoMerd replied to the above begging video[1]:
| I’ll be willing to donate but could you first wish me a happy birthday, I’ll donate more if it’s a video |
Chris agreed.
| @MintendoMerd | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 April 2019 |
| Subject Matter | Handouts
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Business
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| Shirt | The Manchild Meltdown
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MintendoMerd was thrilled:
| Worth it
This was much better than I could of anticipated, thank you I am now a legend among my friend group Chris Chan made a video for me, I’m actually pissing pure blood right now NO REALLY PLEASE SOMEONE CALL THE 911 HELP |
Transcript
Hello Bintendo Merd! Iiiiit's a happy happy birthday, happy happy birthday, happy happy birthday, HAAApy happy birthday, happy birthday, have an awesome one, YAY!
Also, Happy Birthday to MKR!
Chris wishes a happy birthday to Twitter orbiter MKRNightVee.
| Also, Happy Birthday to MKR! | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 April 2019 |
| Performance Style | Crazy
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| Shirt | The Manchild Meltdown
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Transcript
An' also, a very sweet happy burrday to my friend, MKR! So awesome, she is really awesome, you're awesome Megan, so, haaappy happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, HAAApy happy birthday, happy birthday, have an awesome day! Hata nuvn you[?]. Mmm!
Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥
Chris gleefully points out that a ween's glitter bomb attempt failed.
| Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 April 2019 |
| Performance Style |  Smug
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| Shirt | The Manchild Meltdown
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Transcript
Hey errybody! Christine Chandler coming to you live from home, and we just recieved a... [high pitched] LOOOOOVEly big ol'... gift bots! [normal voice] Eh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh... ah! But, my psychic powers are deducing, and, very good, because... I actually was able to sense... foresight, a plot... an ingenious plot! A simple plot? Or just, a plot that had been done to me at least... onccce... before? Hmmmm? Eh... I, before any-before, opening, or even cutting the tape dat dis bots is opened with, foresaw... gummies! Gummi candies! Hm! Shape of penises! Nice! That's okay, I'll enjoy dose! But also I sensed, duh litter boooomb. Glitter bomb! Huuuh! Yeah. [Chris shakes his finger and puckers his lips while doing a high pitched voice] No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! [Clicks tongue eight times] I opened it all slowly! And... no mess! Look, [Chris shows his bed] no, mess, at all, on where we opened it right here. No! The all the mess [Chris holds up a ziploc bag full of glitter] is in dis, inside this one ziploc baaaag dat I put it all
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