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It is currently November 2024.

Ongoing: Dimensional Merge

• 20 March - The KwaiiSandbag calls are released.
• 9 March - Chris discusses how he consulted a medium for spiritual advice.
• 1 March - Chris receives a new fitness watch in the mail.
• 25 February - News about MLP G5 is released. Chris briefly continues his Sonichu role-play in response, opposing the news, then stops the role-play and resumes identifying as Chris again to warn that the Dimensional Merge is ongoing and doubles down on opposing the new MLP cartoon.
• 24 February - Chris's birthday - he turns 39 years old.
• 20 February - Chris is visited by some fans.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 1,518 days ago.

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in the list at any time. If a full calendar month passes after an entry is listed (eg it is 1 April and there is an entry from 28 February still up), it should be removed, even if the list then has fewer than seven items.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Remove items when they are about a month in the past. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the begging counter: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or he confirms that Barb has indeed passed.