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'''Incest''' refers to sexual activities between persons related by kin. On 29 [[July 2021]], evidence emerged on [[Reddit]] that Chris had engaged in sexual activities with [[Barbara]], his mother, since June 2021. A leaked audio recording and incriminating text messages between Chris and a persona named "Bella" showed that Chris had discussed masturbating his elderly mother and his attempts to stimulate his mother's {{w|G-spot}}, and explicitly compared her sexual experiences with 8 other previous men, including his father, [[Bob]], and their inability to provide his mother with an orgasm.  
'''Isabella Loretta Janke''' (born 18 August 2000), also known as '''ILJ''', '''Bella''' or '''Kelly Osborn''', is a sociopathic {{age|2000|8|18}}-year-old {{w|Texas Tech}} Computer Engineering Major with foot fungus and a [[troll]] best known for her participation in the leaked [[July 2021]] call in which [[Chris]] tells her about his [[incest|incestuous]] relationship with [[Barbara|his mother]]. Although the full extent of Isabella's relationship with Chris is unknown at this point, she is believed to be the leader of a trolling ring based at Texas Tech and masquerading as a university chess club. Many suspect that she coached Chris into having sex with his mother. Some also suspect that she extorted him out of significant sums of money, similar to the [[Idea Guys]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/isabella-loretta-janke-summary-thread.97658/</ref>


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Revision as of 22:35, 14 August 2021

Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, a revised article, or a throwback article.
From this week's new article...
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Isabella Loretta Janke (born 18 August 2000), also known as ILJ, Bella or Kelly Osborn, is a sociopathic 23-year-old Texas Tech Computer Engineering Major with foot fungus and a troll best known for her participation in the leaked July 2021 call in which Chris tells her about his incestuous relationship with his mother. Although the full extent of Isabella's relationship with Chris is unknown at this point, she is believed to be the leader of a trolling ring based at Texas Tech and masquerading as a university chess club. Many suspect that she coached Chris into having sex with his mother. Some also suspect that she extorted him out of significant sums of money, similar to the Idea Guys.[1][2]

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This template sits pride of place on the CWCki Main Page. It is a way of displaying some of the better quality articles on the CWCki. It is not usually the article that describes the most recent Chris-related event, though it often can be. Suggestions for new articles to be displayed here can be discussed either on this template's talk page, or on the CWCki:Community Portal‎.