Guitar Hero

Chris, as he imagines himself to look.

Guitar Hero is a rhythm action video game where one uses a guitar-shaped controller to activate the notes of a song as they scroll up the screen, similar to Dance Dance Revolution and its dance pad controller.

Chris, as he is in reality

Chris owns a DDR set-up, as well as other popular music games like SingStar. However, perhaps because standing still and pressing buttons on a plastic guitar is far less strenuous than singing or jumping up and down on a dance pad, Chris has taken a particular liking to Guitar Hero and has made references to it several times throughout his many works.

Data from his PlayStation Network account reveal that Chris has spent more than $350 downloading new songs to play in various Guitar Hero games. By comparison, he's spent only a little more than $50 on downloads for its closest rival in the music game market, Rock Band.

Sonichu and Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour

On 27 October 2008 Chris uploaded a video showing off his custom Sonichu crap that he added to the game. Similar to his comics, he portrays himself as thin and fit. While this is partly due to the fact that that game doesn't have an "unpleasant, fat" character model, it would still be possible for Chris to give his in-game self some degree of huskiness if he had any sense of his personal appearance.

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“	I've created the Sonichu Band Icon from scratch, as well as my Character and Guitar. Enjoy the further testaments of my capabilities and creativity in tune to Pat Benatar's "Heartbreaker." Also, I am up in the "Auditions" on Gamestop.com; please Vote for my Rockin' Picture to get me as a Playable Character with Sonichu & Rosechu in my Band in a Future Guitar Hero Game.	„
—Original video description, 27 October 2008

Chris and his 'bandmates'

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Music is just another way to get china for Chris

In yet another feeble attempt to prove he's not a homo, Chris's virtual bandmates are all women, because what girl wouldn't want to jam with the artistic genius that is CWC? Going even further, Chris drew himself having sex with these virtual women, and proceeded to make a video about it, announcing it as a testament to his straightness.

“	Would I be having sex with THREE WOMEN?!	”
Chris, forgetting Guitar Hero is a video game and those women are fictional

See also

• Gitar of Fail