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The '''Un-clit''' was what [[Chris]] called a small piercing on his "taint" (or perineum, in clinical terminology), what's known as a guiche piercing among body modification enthusiasts. He had apparently gotten it as "a fair substitute" for a clitoris, indicating that Chris believes the clitoris is located on a woman's perineum. It seems that Chris's knowledge of female anatomy wasn't noticeably improved by his encounters with [[Mia Hamm]]. Chris's rationale for getting the un-clit also included an introduction to the sex lives of female bonobos. The taint is actually one of the most neglected parts of the body, and the most dirty, since it neighbors the anus. Since Chris rarely bathes himself, getting a taint piercing was a disaster waiting to happen.
The '''Chaotic Combo''' is a team of Sonichu recolors with varying amounts of personality (ranging from one-dimensional to slightly more than one-dimensional) and screen-time. The Chaotic Combo first appeared in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. The name was ripped off from Chaotix, a gang of five detectives first appearing in the game ''{{w|Knuckles' Chaotix}}''. The Chaotic Combo were created at the same moment [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] were made. When the [[Rainbow|Chaotic Rainbow]] flew out of Sonic and Pikachu and hit the female Raichu, some eggs flew out of the rainbow for no clear reason and landed in a variety of locations. These hatched into [[Sonee#Sonee_.26_Rosey|Sonee]]s and [[Sonee#Sonee_.26_Rosey|Rosey]]s that were then raised by nearby Pokémon.


After a couple of weeks, the piercing began to migrate out of Chris's body in a process referred to as "rejection." Instead of letting the area heal before a second attempt, Chris immediately tried to re-pierce it, with a ''safety pin''. This rather predictably resulted in the migration worsening, and even after going to a professional and having it re-done again, his body still rejected it and [[Catherine|Catie]] eventually convinced Chris to give up on the piercing altogether. Factoring 2 professional piercings and 2 items of jewelry, Chris [[Chris and money|wasted a grand total of about $200]] of his [[monthly tugboat]] on this.
Sonichu has a quite close working relationship and friendship with the rest of the Combo, almost to the point where he's a sixth member. He's seen more often with a member of the Combo than they are as a full team by themselves, not to mention that Sonichu has no problem hanging out with [[Rosechu]] and her [[gal pal|Gal-pals]]. Moreover, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|his children]] are said to play with [[Sandy Rosechu|Wild's own groinspawn]]. Since he's the only one besides [[Bubbles]] who has any aptitude with electric attacks and he also has the ear of the mayor, he may be the ''de facto'' sixth member of the group.


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Revision as of 20:05, 7 January 2024

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The Chaotic Combo is a team of Sonichu recolors with varying amounts of personality (ranging from one-dimensional to slightly more than one-dimensional) and screen-time. The Chaotic Combo first appeared in Sonichu #0. The name was ripped off from Chaotix, a gang of five detectives first appearing in the game Knuckles' Chaotix. The Chaotic Combo were created at the same moment Sonichu and Rosechu were made. When the Chaotic Rainbow flew out of Sonic and Pikachu and hit the female Raichu, some eggs flew out of the rainbow for no clear reason and landed in a variety of locations. These hatched into Sonees and Roseys that were then raised by nearby Pokémon.

Sonichu has a quite close working relationship and friendship with the rest of the Combo, almost to the point where he's a sixth member. He's seen more often with a member of the Combo than they are as a full team by themselves, not to mention that Sonichu has no problem hanging out with Rosechu and her Gal-pals. Moreover, his children are said to play with Wild's own groinspawn. Since he's the only one besides Bubbles who has any aptitude with electric attacks and he also has the ear of the mayor, he may be the de facto sixth member of the group.

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