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[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] is a citizen and lifelong resident of the '''United States of America''', a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world. The current president of the United States is [[Joe Biden]].
Chris describe his teeth as '''Fangs'''. Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye|video quality]], Chris's '''fangs''' are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of [[My Coke Rewards|soda]] he drinks (which has [[obesity|other]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|effects]] as [[Biological clock|well]]). The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every 6 months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.


Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his [[Twin Falling Towers|actions]] [[Calling Out|are]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|often]] [[Chris and the law|very]] [[Monthly tugboat|obviously]] [[Pmurt|contrary]] to these claims. Despite this, Chris has never traveled abroad – he's rarely even left the East Coast.
Chris believes his teeth are more menacing than those of ordinary humans. He revealed his fangs in a series of videos in [[2009]], in some cases essentially shoving the PSEye in his mouth. He believed this to be intimidating, although the actual effect of being exposed to the inside of his mouth is revulsion. One can only infer from these threats that Chris intended to use them to bite his antagonists, but considering the awful state of his teeth, he'd be lucky if none fell out in the process.


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Chris describe his teeth as Fangs. Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor video quality, Chris's fangs are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of soda he drinks (which has other effects as well). The fact that he has multiple visible cavities seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every 6 months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.

Chris believes his teeth are more menacing than those of ordinary humans. He revealed his fangs in a series of videos in 2009, in some cases essentially shoving the PSEye in his mouth. He believed this to be intimidating, although the actual effect of being exposed to the inside of his mouth is revulsion. One can only infer from these threats that Chris intended to use them to bite his antagonists, but considering the awful state of his teeth, he'd be lucky if none fell out in the process.

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