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'''Obesity''' is perceived to be a worldwide epidemic, especially in the [[United States of America]], with about 73.6% of adults overweight and 42.5% obese. Among that 42.5% is [[Chris]].
The '''Incest Texts''' refer to text messages sent by Chris in which he discussed his [[Affair with Mother|incestuous affair with his mother]]. Screenshots of the texts are undated. Clues indicate a possible date of the night of 28 July 2021. If true this would place the texts as occurring a day after the [[Incest Call]]. The recipient of the texts is similarly unclear; clues indicate Chris sent the messages to [[Bella]]. This conversation took place over the encrypted text/video call app Signal, which Chris recommended out of concern the government may hack the conversation (having learned about the app by using it to communicate with Null). The texts were leaked on the early morning hours of 30 [[July 2021]], at 1:32 AM EST, by [[Fiona]].


Chris seems to be in denial about his own obesity. His denial is evidenced by the fact that he portrays himself as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|a slim, barrel-chested hero]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], when he describes himself as "fit as a fiddle". Furthermore, in his numerous dating profiles discovered by the trolls, he often lists himself as having an "athletic build" or at the very least having weight that is proportionate to his height.
The content of the Texts is disturbing with Chris describing his intimate moments with Barbara in detail. Chris also claims that he sent [[meditation]] tracks to Barbara to simulate her brain, and that he pleasured Barbara better than [[Bob|his father]].


Another example of this was when he created a character for his comics named [[Sammy]], whom Chris stated is based off him when he "temporary [sic] gained weight, became stupid, and went to watch television at ghost command", even though he has always been this way. Except, y'know, for the Ghost Command part. But [[Chris and reality|that's]] a whole other problem.
The Texts, along with the Incest Call, led to Chris being jailed on an incest charge for nearly two years, until the [[autism disorder deferred disposition]] caused the court to dismiss the charge in exchange for Chris completing the program's terms.  


Further cementing his obesity, on 2 [[October 2011]], Chris's voluptuous manboobs won an award on [http://web.archive.org/web/20111003142847/http://www.manboobs.co.uk/submissions/manboob_of_the_month manboobs.co.uk].
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Revision as of 15:46, 21 April 2026

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The Incest Texts refer to text messages sent by Chris in which he discussed his incestuous affair with his mother. Screenshots of the texts are undated. Clues indicate a possible date of the night of 28 July 2021. If true this would place the texts as occurring a day after the Incest Call. The recipient of the texts is similarly unclear; clues indicate Chris sent the messages to Bella. This conversation took place over the encrypted text/video call app Signal, which Chris recommended out of concern the government may hack the conversation (having learned about the app by using it to communicate with Null). The texts were leaked on the early morning hours of 30 July 2021, at 1:32 AM EST, by Fiona.

The content of the Texts is disturbing with Chris describing his intimate moments with Barbara in detail. Chris also claims that he sent meditation tracks to Barbara to simulate her brain, and that he pleasured Barbara better than his father.

The Texts, along with the Incest Call, led to Chris being jailed on an incest charge for nearly two years, until the autism disorder deferred disposition caused the court to dismiss the charge in exchange for Chris completing the program's terms.

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