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* Vibrator ([[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|possibly KIA]]) | * Vibrator ([[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|possibly KIA]]) | ||
* Three sex dolls including [[Officer Nasty]], [[Kimmi]], and the not-yet-seen [http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/love-dolls/sp-booty-licious-love-doll-4085.aspx Booty Licious Love Doll]. Chris may be too embarrassed to acknowledge the last one, for she is [[Niggos|black]]. His order records show that he has purchased at least three Officer Nasty dolls, suggesting that they don't survive too long underneath him; he stated in a chat with [[Vanessa]] that "After a while of putting [[Obesity|my weight]] carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable." | * Three sex dolls including [[Officer Nasty]], [[Kimmi]], and the not-yet-seen [http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/love-dolls/sp-booty-licious-love-doll-4085.aspx Booty Licious Love Doll]. Chris may be too embarrassed to acknowledge the last one, for she is [[Niggos|black]]. His order records show that he has purchased at least three Officer Nasty dolls, suggesting that they don't survive too long underneath him; he stated in a chat with [[Vanessa]] that "After a while of putting [[Obesity|my weight]] carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable." | ||
* Anal beads – Disposed after used and "covered in poo". | * Anal beads – Disposed after used and "covered in poo{{cite}}". | ||
* Dildo – Free gift that went along with a purchase. Chris put a condom on it and stuck it up his ass.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref> | * Dildo – Free gift that went along with a purchase. Chris put a condom on it and stuck it up his ass.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref> | ||
* Two different penis rings (Pearl Beaded Prolong Ring and Silicone Superstud Power Ring) | * Two different penis rings (Pearl Beaded Prolong Ring and Silicone Superstud Power Ring) | ||
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Chris owns several sex toys, including a vibrator and anal beads.
His provider of choice is AdamEve.com. Chris claimed to the TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu fanbase that they were sent by the online sex shop as free gifts. However, considering the fact that AdamEve.com usually allows customers to choose gifts, and if they are indeed random gifts, what they are depends on the content of the purchase (not to mention Chris never bothering to dispose of or even complain about them; there is likely more to it than what he says).
List of known sex toys
- Penis pump
- Vibrator (possibly KIA)
- Three sex dolls including Officer Nasty, Kimmi, and the not-yet-seen Booty Licious Love Doll. Chris may be too embarrassed to acknowledge the last one, for she is black. His order records show that he has purchased at least three Officer Nasty dolls, suggesting that they don't survive too long underneath him; he stated in a chat with Vanessa that "After a while of putting my weight carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable."
- Anal beads – Disposed after used and "covered in poo[citation needed]".
- Dildo – Free gift that went along with a purchase. Chris put a condom on it and stuck it up his ass.[1]
- Two different penis rings (Pearl Beaded Prolong Ring and Silicone Superstud Power Ring)
- Velvet touch masturbator
- A&E Hot Action Lotion
Gallery of sex toy purchases
Where Chris buys Kimmi.
See also
- Chris and sex
- Comeuppance
- Kimmi
- List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases
- Officer Nasty
- Vibrator destruction video