Talk:Greene County Conspiracy

Starting transcription Urist 04:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

A video was released earlier by solidsnakeproductions giving a gay craigslist user looking for good times directions to Chris' house...could this be why he made this video? LouisLash 2:14, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Doubtful. By the sounds of it, Chris won tickets for some sporting event, no one wanted to go with his smelly ass and when he did go, he was reminded he was a Virgin with rage by the lovey-dovey couple beside him. Thus, he decided to go after others, blaming two fucking counties for playing Kick the Autistic!--Blazer 05:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Rename

I know, it just got put up, but this page needs a better name. I vote for either "Chris Whines The Blues" or "The Greene County Conspiracy"--Blazer 05:09, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Moving it here, so it can be seen.--Blazer 05:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
• I like "The Greene County Conspiracy". -Ezra Mason 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
  • That name sounds good.J0haely 22:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
  • "The Greene County Conspiracy" is great. Kynes 00:42, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

What's the "100 2178" supposed to mean--is it just random gibberish for blank videos or is there some meaning to it?--MoarLurk 06:31, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• No, that's just the file number Chris uploaded this to.--Blazer 06:33, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Who wants to note all the aesthetic similarities to Song of Christian? We could call it Song of Christian II : Electric Boogaloo. TheBrownSonichu 07:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• /sign --Thorgnzorrg 23:32, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Why don't we just call it 8 May 2010? --Aldrasio 10:52, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• 8 May 2010 is the proper thing to call this. That said, if we're gonna give it a custom title, I would suggest "Chris looks back".--Beat 16:06, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
• I'd suggest "Chris Breaks Down". N. Onymous 22:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
• How about "The Bourne Autistic" or "eternal despair of the autistic mind" or simply "Chris has 0 friends" or "Chris has 0 friends (the Greene county conspiracy uncovered)"-OfficerBagget 23:37, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
• I think it should be called 'Chris goes emo' --Edward 23:47, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Yes, it's not a useful name but as we've discussed before, ideally we should be keeping Chris's original naming. I'd rather leave it, to be honest. If people have people locating this video, we'll consider renaming it then, unless someone has a more compelling argument. --Champthom 00:57, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

• I vote for "The Greene County Conspiracy."

• I would vote for "Chris Gets the Greene County Blues." See its funny cause green and blue are colors that go well together! Barring that, I'd say "The Greene County Conspiracy" would be a great choice title. --This post brought to you by ShotgunJones 02:44, 10 May 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!

• Either the current title (original video name without the useless .MOV file extension), or date. Barring that, "Live from the pits of paranoia: The Greene County Conspiracy, or how a narcissistic manchild thinks every bad thing is everyone else's fault, part the umpteenth." (I know long titles aren't in fashion, but...) --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 12:08, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

• I for one like the current title's mysterious quality, but renaming it with words would be more useful in the long run, especially since Chris might reference this video in the future. I see a lot of people are trying to be clever, but "The Greene County Conspiracy" is the most accurate (and popular) title being discussed. CWCspatcher 15:11, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

I'd go for the cwcvillelibrary's name of dem autistic blues. Dkd 19:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

I vote Green county Conspiracy I mean he obviously thinks there is one so why not just do as his delusions make him thing? Shawths

Cry some more, Chris

Hahahahahaha! His tears taste magnificent! Greatest CWC video in a while. We're fucking breaking him. CrookedSmirk 05:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• "We" didn't do shit. Chris did this to himself, yet again proving that no one trolls Chris better than Chris. Brofose 07:46 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Pertinence

This is worth mentioning in so many other articles. Namely, the articles on reality and his ego come to mind. It's a conspiracy, folks! -Ezra Mason 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Maybe we could link his newletter to here to show another way he is similar to a conspiracy theorist.J0haely 22:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Chris's Shirt.

Hey everyone. I make a crappy smalltime riffing video series for fun, and I decided to possibly riff this video. I typically brighten videos up when I riff them if they're retardedly dark, and I noticed no one had an idea of what shirt he's wearing, so I took a screencap of my best effort to brighten Chris's day.

http://imgur.com/ygTLM.jpg

It appears to be a new shirt, either a tank top or a tee with the sleeves rolled up, with what I believe to be the Hogwarts shield on it. Chances are I'm wrong on that, though.

Also, I've noticed he's lost alot of hair. That may be the reason why he's obstructing himself.

I hope it helps! --Kimo 05:45, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• First of all, it looks like the shirt's an orange Sonic Heroes t-shirt. The little emblem by his left manboob looks like the Sonic Heroes logo. Second of all, holy shit, where did his hair go?! I know he had more than that when he did that video gloating over removing that piece!--Blazer 05:48, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• That frame exaggerates the state of his hair. The camera isn't looking straight at him like it is in the beginning, and the aspect ratio hasn't been enforced. Here's another frame: http://i.imgur.com/Ic9XE.jpg --Lurker 06:20, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Ah, crap, I forgot I changed the ratio. Sorry about that x3

Yes, this one is much better. I can tell there is a character in that emblem on his shirt, but I'm not sure who it is... It looks like either Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab or XJ9 from My Life As A Teenage Robot to me. It also looks like there's a...rocketship? I believe? --Kimo 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Almost thought it was the shirt from "10 September 2009" since the first person mentioned rolling up the sleeves, until I saw the emblem. --16BitAlex 07:16, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Isn't this the "Jerkop" shirt he used to wear during the Ivy saga? It looks orange in this video and the "Jerkop" one is bright yellow, but seeing how bad the quality is... --Goronian 12:28, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Why not have some kind of official redirect? The redirect would be named "The Greene County Conspiracy" of course. --Sonichuis44 07:19, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

The Conspiracy

I guess I misunderstood the video, because I thought Chris was whining that he would have had a better life in Chesterfield county, but the Chandlers got stuck in Greene county because they couldn't sell the house they are currently living in. Could somebody help a poor slow-in-the-mind like me figure this out? Thanks in advance (please type slowly). Squirrelbait 06:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Assuming what Chris is telling us is true, I reckon it goes like this. For about the latter five years of the 90s, 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville was empty while the Chandlers lived in Richmond and Chris was in high school. If they'd successfully sold 14 Branchland Court, they would have had the money to buy a permanent place in the Richmond area. Since they couldn't sell it, it wasn't cost-effective to keep renting homes in Richmond while also paying property taxes on the Ruckersville house and letting it fall into even worse disrepair. Thus, the move back to Ruckersville after Chris graduated high school. Which more or less rings true to me, altogether. (The part about realtors conspiring with the school district...well, yeah.) Anyway, I updated a couple of the articles on Chris's homes with this data, I think I hit the main ones that needed it. Dkaien 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

(1) Chris attends elementary school in Greene County, where sitting on the principal's lap gives him homophobia and a group of teachers abuses him by holding him down and recording his screams and cries. The school board wants him institutionalized so his family moves to Chesterfield County, but keep their house in Greene County. (2) Chris goes to school in Chesterfield County, where he Comes Out of His Autistic Shell, makes lots of Gal-Pals, and creates Sonichu. (3) Chris graduates and moves back to Greene County, away from all of his Gal-Pals, and begins his decline. PVCC is in Greene County. If his family had been able to sell their house (it sounds like they must not have had any interest in selling their house) then they would still live in Chesterfield County. You can see pictures of the move in A Week In The Life of Christian Weston Chandler, which is about his High School graduation Urist 06:25, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Simple answer: Chris is blaming everyone else for his problems. How do you not get how this works? BrokenDead89 06:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

tl;dr, everything bad in Chris's life is the fault of Adam Stackhouse Joshua Martinez Jerkops Clyde Cash THE IMPOSTOR That Damn ED Page The Cwcki Michael Snyder Ms. Roach the Babysitter Chris's principal The Greene County School Board of the early 1990s. Hurrrr2 06:32, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, guys, it's making sense now (as much as anything Chris-related can). I think the article on this video has the Greene and Chesterfield houses mixed up, which derailed me. Squirrelbait 06:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• You're right, the summary had that mixed up. Good catch. Fixed that and added a link. Dkaien 06:41, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Wait, I'm confused now. Was Greene County involved with the two bugs in his PS3? I guess that makes since, because county officials would have the access. --TubularMonkey 09:27, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

The end of the Y.A.S.G. as we know it

The line regarding his attempt to find someone in his congregation to with him at the "Extreme Sports" show is revealing. Not only he used Rocky to find friends to go with him, none of them called him back. This is, for me, a proof that we can move the infamous "Young Adult Social Group" in the list of people who doesn't love Chris. Griffintown 07:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• To that end, I've added a dramatic visual recreation of the event. --TubularMonkey 09:00, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• • From what it sounds like, Chris has finally realized how socially isolated he has become, and instead of examining his behavior to see if their are any faults, he blames everyone in life that he has viewed as being mean to him. Now that even his YSAG no longer supports him or even wants to be around him, he has eventually realized that he has no friends. Apparently, this realization is so ego-shattering to Chris, he has to find other forces that are at fault for this, even though this is a problem that he specifically created... I also believe this video was purposely done in silhouette, because he doesn't want the "trolls" to see him cry. As stupid as he is, he has proven in past videos that he is capable of shooting a decently lit video. As we can all recall, when Chris was kicked out of his english class as PVCC, he was extremely distraught because no one was there to comfort him. Now that he's realized he has no one to comfort him again, perhaps we can see more drastic actions in the future: The return to stalking women in stores, trying to "be at the sociable places", and perhaps even a renewed push in the sweetheart search. That's my 2 cents --SargentPickles 11:49, 9 May 2010 (EST)

Holy shit, guys

Inb4 not a forum, I just want to say that I can't fucking believe that anyone would be so idiotic. I've followed this guy for months now, but fucking hell, even the stupidest people I know have the intelligence not to blame their elementary school for people not liking them, and many of the people I know are going to flunk out of high school. Holy fucking shit. Thelieisacake 10:36, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

We've been following him for years; this is childs' play. I don't know about you guys, but "You're all just immature, naive, condescending, soulless monsters." fits me to the letter --Robotnik 10:50, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

The radio call in contest

Would it be possible to look into 95.1's archives to find a recording of Chris winning? --Espanolic 12:11, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Heh, I just looked up the radio station on google to try to do this, and the tag is "Z95 Today's hits and yesterday's favorites, music for women." P.S. I'm looking now. Thelieisacake 12:14, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

The contest itself

I am trying to find info on the event itself. All I could is find the stadium where the event took place, in the university of Virgina, but that's it. I can't find the event Chris went to. Any suggestions? Maybe I can get a picture of Chris as a contest winner. --Yoshi2021 11:02, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

Googling "Extreme Action Sports" gets http://www.nbc29.com/global/story.asp?s=12447194 , which appears to be the right event. It is a motocross style thing. Very Virginia. Hazard 02:02, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

Bob's Influence

This seems like something Bob would say. He would be more concerned with being unable to sell 14 Branchland Court, more likely to use the phrase "paid off the realtors," and more likely to have a firmer memory of such adult details than Chris. By this token, Chris is simply repeating something his father said into the camera, taking it as fact. Then, midway through, he decides that surely the Michael Snyder incident, which Bob is either unaware of or unconcerned by, is also involved. CWCspatcher 15:20, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

• Most likely. You have to remember: Chris is like a sponge, he takes every message than manages to permeate his thick skull (ads, statements, rants, ect) and repeats them as verbatim fact. He's too low-functioning to form his own opinions, and simply parrots what he hears and likes... Speaking of Snyder, someone contact Mao. I think his response is more than worthy of a CWCipedia AD on our spoiled little manchild's page. With any luck, it might prompt an angry response video, with ample amounts of tard raging --SargentPickles 15:32, 10 May 2010 (EST)

Paranoia

Chris seems to be growing increasingly paranoid. if he hasn't cracked yet, he's definitely cracking. That's obvious, and this video only makes the fact even more so. Ol' Mike obviously has nothing to do with this, and Chris seems to think he does. Perhaps Chris thinks he's a Jewish reptilian who was behind 9/11 too? i wouldn't put it beyond him by this point. "Order now, and i'll throw in a second beating -- Absolutely free!" 01:28, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't think that Chris is in the clutches of paranoia. Even if he got solid reasons to be (Trolling), I thinks it's the narcissism talking. For one in his life, he had an opportunity to share something and be a philanthropical show-off. He just dint understood why it dint worked. In his twisted world where he's perfect, he just went back to the past and blamed the biggest culprit his (autistic) mind can find. Since Count Graduon was taken, he went deeper. So, in his mind, he can't get better friends because the opportunity to make childhood friends was taken by the autistic-intolerant director of the Nathanael Greene Elementary School. Since he solidified this in his mind, he uses the same excuse for the mystery (in his point of view) behind the recent Game Place fiasco. So, this is not paranoia, it is pure 'Tard-Logic in action. Griffintown 02:34, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

The Dirty Snyder's Response

Is there any proof that this is a real response by Michael Snyder? It just looks more like a stupid troll trying to hurt Chris. I doubt Michael Snyder spends his spare time looking for CWC videos on youtube. Hazard 02:06, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

maury

I know, not a forum, but I just realized he's watching maury in the background. One has to wonder if he draws any of his influence or social cues and social knowledge/understanding from maury.Seniorcitizenvirgin 03:16, 12 May 2010 (UTC)-

• He's only watching Maury in the background of the (Bad) troll response video, where it's the segment about the girl who is terrified of pickles. In the real video, if you've watched it, the TV is off. Hazard 09:08, 12 May 2010 (UTC)