User:TheyCalledMeMad

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.

Boyfriend-free Girl This user defies all odds and is a boyfriend-free girl. She must watch out for horny manchildren.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Weeaboo This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in animu. この人はおたくだので、アニメはクリスーちゃんに好かれたのは我慢しなさい。 Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Operation Mailbag This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris.

I'm a slightly bored college student who comes here for my daily dose of schadenfreude. I've made several attempts to kick this habit, but...

“	Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in.	”
Michael Corleone (Al Pacino), The Godfather Part III

"They", in this case, referring to whatever stupid thing Chrissy's done this time.

So, yeah, I don't consider myself a huge contributor; In fact, I've largely been absent from the CWCki these past few months due to the above-mentioned attempts to quit Chris-watching, plus the occasional school project keeping me otherwise occupied. But now I'm a little less distracted, and I've finally felt like contributing again. God help me.

Thoughts, Rambles, Etc.

Chris Mentioned in TR Contest

So, I read Topless Robot on a fairly regular basis, and today, I finally realized that I'd forgotten to check the results of a contest they had about a couple weeks ago, where commenters shared the moments where they felt most ashamed to be a nerd. I didn't enter, but, hey, as a geek myself, I know the pain of being in that situation, so I thought it would be interesting to read. Anyway, I found the results, and guess who was responsible for one honorable mention's moment of shame?

“	I actually met Chris-chan at an anime convention before ED found out about him and started trolling him en masse. A friend and I were hosting a Sonic the Hedgehog panel and trying to prove that not all Sonic fans are as batshit insane as they're made out to be. That noble goal was shot to hell when the one-and-only Christian Weston Chandler arrived in all his clown-shirted, Sonichu-medallion-wearing glory and started handing out free copies of his first issue. He asked us a completely unintelligible question (thinking mistakenly that we actually had some influence on the series as a whole), and afterwards he babbled at us personally while we smiled and nodded trying to look interested. We obviously knew he was mentally ill, but we had no idea that we were meeting a future Internet legend. Now, I still persist in my goal to prove that some Sonic fans are decent, intelligent people. And despite all the flamewars, recolors, and assorted drama that the Sonic series has caused, I still love it and will defend from haters till my dying breath. I am an unabashed, true blue Sonic fan, die-hardest of the die-hard, and nothing will ever change that. But Lord, Chris-chan comes very close to ruining it all for even me, and that should tell you something.	”
tasakeru828

Does it reveal anything we didn't know about him? No. I just thought this might be interesting to share.