Kimmi
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Kimmi (full name: Kimmi the Anime Love Doll, alternatively known as "Aiko" on some sex toy sites, in case you want to shop around) is perhaps the most notorious of Christian's sex toys. Chris has a reputation of dumping girls at a whim, but on the 20th of February, the entire Sonichu community was shocked and appalled when they heard the news that Chris had cheated on his only ONE and TRUE love, Officer Nasty, for some Asian slut by the name of Kimmi.
The shocking events were uncovered due to the leaking of the infamous sex tape - a video so shocking, it made the Paris Hilton sex tapes look like something that would be shown on the Disney channel.
Needless to say, Kimmi noticed Chris's womanizing traits right away when he constantly referred to her as Julie.
After moving on to Ivy, Chris has further abused Kimmi by taping a drawing of Ivy's face to her and profusely slobbering all over it.
Chris's habit of using Kimmi to represent his various e-girlfriends has led many new to the Chris-Chan story to believe that Julie/Ivy was, in fact, no more than a sex doll and a voice in Chris's head, rather than the master trolls they were.
Recently on The Cleveland Show, it was revealed that Holt had a sex doll named Kimmi that he buried near a river. Whether or not it was inspired by this Kimmi is debatable, as evidence shows that Seth McFarline has referenced Chris a few times in his works (For example in the Family Guy parody of Stand By Me, Peter, already fat and donning glasses, wears a clown shirt and looks just like Chris.)
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Chris forces Kimmi to undergo cosmetic surgery, changing her outward appearance to that of Ivy
Then proceeds to suck plastic face
Chris apprehends Officer Kimmi
Chris assaulting an on-duty officer
