CWCki Forums
| “ | Why don't you and that damn Cwcki just go ahead and die off the Internet already so I can finally find some peace of my life? | ” |
| Chris says 'Hello' to the forum users as "paintingatree", 23 May 2013. | ||
| “ | You God Damn Pinheads!!!! I have already told you; Chris has told you!!!! The Riddle's answer was the FUCKING PITTSBURG PIRATES!!!! CHRISTIAN IS NOT A GOD DAMNED HOMO!!!! CHRISTIAN IS STRAIGHT!!!! He gets hard over women!! He vomits at males!!
GET IT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMNED, DEMENTED, THICK SKULLS, YOU GOD DAMNED PINHEADS!!!! I should know very well, because I Am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, himself!!!! You god damned males make me vomit, sick and shit!! |
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| The final post by Chris on 24 August 2013. | ||
The CWCki Forums is a message board loosely affiliated with the CWCki. It is frequented by many of the wiki regulars and other people interested of all things Christorical. Its primary purpose is to allow users to discuss and speculate about Chris, without needing to do so in the CWCki talk pages. Previously hosted on Yuku, the forum had two incarnations hosted on Forumer and a Forumms.net incarnation since January 2012, but currently, since 3 February 2013, it's address is https://www.cwckiforums.com/.
It's assumed that Chris lurks on the boards regularly, and screenshots of the forum have appeared on his Facebook account. His exact motivations for doing this are not clear, but it has been speculated that he intended to use the screen caps as proof of a troll conspiracy including Michael Snyder. Robert Bell, Chris's lawyer, was apparently unpersuaded by Chris's legal acumen and did not enter any screen caps into evidence.
It is also known that Chris was even posting on the one of previous incarnations of the forum in 2012, under nickname "paintingatree". In his few posts, he generally tried to defend himself under the guise of a remorseful troll. This fact alone, as well as his writing style, and posting habits (posting rarely, never in the same thread again and never trying to start a conversation with other user) made his presence somewhat a open secret.
Surprisingly, Chris registered again under the same nickname in February 2013. He wrote the first post on 23 May, in which he made it clear that it was him. In spite of this, in other posts he pretended to be someone else. As it could be expected, he was trying to defend himself again (mostly from accusations of being homosexual, since many users, knowing that they're being watched, jokingly concluded that meaning behind his absurd Facebook riddle is that Chris wants to come out of the closet), and was very rude to users in almost all posts. Being in process of adding old friends from high school on FB, he also asked if anybody found Tiffany Gowen.
Boards
Most boards on the CWCki Forums are about discussing Chris or the forum itself.
- Chris - General discussion and speculation about Chris, his activities, and the world of Christory.
- What If? - Speculation that is more eccentric or off-topic, such as: "What if Chris preferred Purple Fanta?"
- Sonichu - Discussion of the Sonichu canon.
- Lolcow General - A relatively recent addition that allows for discussion about other persons of interest.
- General - Displayed publicly, but one can only read the forum and its sub-forums after making a few posts.
- CWCki Forum - A board for discussing changes to the forum itself.
The General board, which was used to discuss anything other than Chris (e.g. video games), once became restricted in January due to low quality of posts by less insightful posters, and Spergatory, a public trash bin for less insightful posters' posts.
Gallery of screencaps Chris took of the CWCki forum and posted on Facebook
Chris mocks board regular "Lucrid" and assures us the JenkinsJinkies sodomy story was made up.
Chris denigrates Korean cuisine due to a misunderstanding.
"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?" - Chris, over Facebook
Right; I'm ugly as hell. |:(
