To Mr. Smith
To Mr. Smith is a video uploaded to YouTube by Chris on 26 October 2014. In the video, Chris apologizes to an eBay buyer named Mr. Smith for sending him an 'angry' Sonichu medallion and a drawing of Chris pouring a bucket of ice on him. The same eerie, puke-green camerawork is still visible, much like his I Love You, Catherine previous video that month. It is also the second video taken in the rental home (and bedroom) Chris and Barbara had been living in since the incidents of the house fire.
He quickly took it down, but fan archivists eventually put it back up.
Summary
The video opens on a defeated, mopey Chris, apologizing to eBay buyer Mr. Smith for his antics during their transaction.
The "bucket of ice" is referring to a commission that Mr. Smith was granted due to Chris's negligence. The commission is notable for Chris's continued desecration of the Spanish language. The ice bucket simply read "heilo," a misspelled rendition of the word "hielo," which means ice.
The video concludes with typical self-deprecating Chris demeanor.
Video
To Mr. Smith | |
Search for video | YouTube, archive |
Stardate | 26 October 2014 |
Subject Matter | Mr. Smith, Ebay |
Performance Style | Reason, Tragedy |
Saga | Tomgirl |
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
previous I Love You, Catherine |
Transcript
[Music playing in the background.]
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [rubs his eye] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [sigh]
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [sigh]
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn stress of life. [groans and sighs again]
Me.