Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.
Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled. is a Youtube video produced and uploaded by Chris on 27 July 2021. It features an enraged Chris, demanding Hasbro to take down G5 My Little Pony, and have My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic run for 5 more seasons, in yet another one of his lengthy speeches. Instead of the usual threats, Chris simply states to Hasbro that by not cancelling the reboot, they will inadvertently cause disorder in the timeline.
However, the video is much more noted for the fact that it is the first time a certain wall in his house with several dents in it can be seen. Some passive observers have speculated that Chris may have punched these holes in the wall out of anger before he filmed the video. However, Chris claims that the dents were really his attempts to practice for the day that he physically destroys the wall separating humans from their OCs, just in time for the Dimensional Merge, and have been there for an unspecified amount of time.[1] Whether he was being honest about this is debatable-considering how often he habitually lies about embarrassing things he's done, Neither him or Barb appeared to say anything about it beforehand, and how he's usually utterly detached from reality to the point he can't fully understand what he's doing-but it's not entirely out of the realm of possibilities, given how it's just insane enough for him to believe.
This recklessness, along with the rant included in the video, not to mention his prior debacle with Sonic Boom, had left many concerned with the current state of Chris's already deteriorating mental health. It is feared that he could devolve into breaking things, or even actually harming others, out of a mixture of his insanity and rage.
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled. | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 July 2021 |
| Subject Matter |  Television
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| Performance Style |  Rage
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| Saga |  Merge 
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6 |
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Transcript
Hello, people of Hasbro of Rhode Island. This is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, your Goddess Blue Heart...in Ruckersville Virginia.
Now, listen here, and listen good. I have told you all. I've kept it going TIME AND TIME AGAIN, but you y'all keep putting it on and putting it on.
But...My Little Pony: Generation 5, IS CANCELLED. G4, Friendship is Magic...needs...its...five...more...seasons! It needs to go onto season 14.
Now...this is the last straw! It calls for the good and safety of this timeline! YOU NEED TO GET THAT SHIT PULLED OFF OF SHELVES AND AMAZON STORES AND WHEREEVER ELSE ALL THE DANG FARWAY
AND CANCEL THE FRIGGIN' G5 SERIES! MAKE SURE IT NEVER GETS PUBLISHED ANYWHERE AND NEVER EVER TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN, AND MAKE THE OFFICIAL CANCELLATION NOTICE PUBLIC TO EVERYBODY.
I am telling you this to warning you.
IF YOU CONTINUE TO GO ON AND YOU DO NOT LISTEN TO ME HASBROOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AND DO NOT RESUME G5...
[Chris places his hand on his forehead, realizing he failed as a goddess]
I m-mean you do...
YOU DO NOT RESUME G4, YOU HAVE TO CANCEL G5! IF YOU DON'T CANCEL G5, YOU'RE GOING TO PUT THIS ENTIRE TIMELINE IN CHAOS! So, I'M GIVING YOU THIS WANRING AND TELL YOU TRUE AND STRAIGHT UP! CANCEL GENERATION 5 NOW HASBRO! NOW!
See also
| ⇐ Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6 | Chris's videos | ⇒ |
References
- ↑ Chris had a fan ask him about the dents in the wall on his Discord. His response was later posted on the Kiwi Farms.