Kellie Andes
| “ | I REALLY missed out on that when I could have had the chance to take it. | ” |
| Chris, totally deluded[1] | ||
Kellie Andes was Chris's crush in high school since meeting her in sophomore year. They lost contact in mid-2001.[2] Today, Chris thinks he had a chance with her but blew it due to naivety.[3]
Kellie Andes is living proof of how sad Chris' life really is. While he continues to live in the past and remains largely unchanged since high school (when he had the most female friends he'll ever have) in a vain attempt to remind himself of how his life used to be, she has actually moved on and gotten herself a job, husband and son.
In the comic
Kellie appears in the last page of Episode 15 as someone who discovers Chris's nudes. In Episode 17, Rosechu mentions Kellie as the one who informed her of 4-cent_garbage.[4] admits that he only gave Kellie the honour of discovering the 4chan page. It's unlikely she did in real life.
Some argue that she is also the inspiration for Kel's name.
Kellie on Chris
In recent correspondence Kellie confirmed that Chris is definitely not her type.
| “ | I never liked Christian in that way. Christian is def. not my type nor has he ever been. | ” |
| Kellie, laying it down | ||
Considering she married the coolest looking black dude you've ever seen, she isn't kidding.
Currently
Kellie is currently living as Kellie Andes Stowell in Richmond, Virginia, as she is a firefighter along with her husband and the mother of a two year old boy.[5] One can hope that she is able to sleep easy without Chris's figure haunting her dreams.
Gallery
Kellie, IRL,1997.
Kellie, 1998.
Kellie, 1999
Kellie, 2000.
Chris with Kellie.
Nothing says "I love you" like a mix tape.
Kellie sends a firm message to Chris by hooping a niggo.
