Brendan Fraser

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Brendan Fraser in his mayoral office, leading Cwcville to a better future and slaying puss.

Brendan Fraser is a beloved American film actor best known for his roles as Link in Encinco Man and In The Army Now, Captain Rick O'Connell in The Mummy or "the greatest movie of all time" as it's known to connoisseurs, Monty in With Honors and as DJ Drake in Looney Tunes: Back in Action. He is also the first democratically-elected Mayor of Cwcville. Brendan has been proudly serving the people of Cwcville since his election in 2017.

Real Life

Brendan Fraser is a Hollywood actor originally born in Indianapolis, Indiana. His breakout role was playing the straight man to Pauly Shore in the film Encinco Man. Fraser went on to star in films like With Honors, Airheads and The Scout and even briefly reprised his role as Link in the film In The Army Now, suggesting Pauly Shore films are set in a shared universe and possibly have multiple Pauly Shores running around.

Fraser would star in the Hollywood blockbuster The Mummy which became a trilogy and is by far considered one of his most famous and iconic roles. Unfortunately, a series of tragedies would greatly impact Fraser's successful film career: the death of his mother, a sexual assault at the hands of a prominent Hollywood producer, getting most of his money taken in alimony to his fucking cunt of an ex-wife and starring in Furry Vengeance. These low-points caused him to disappear from the public light for several years and struggling to find work after being blacklisted by the asshole producer who assaulted him. A depressing interview in 2016 where he discussed his difficulties in the industry gained memetic infamy and led to Brendan being the subject of many memes, such as the "Just Fuck My Shit Up" image.

Despite these setbacks and tragedies, Fraser's career would eventually bounce back and he would gain a massive following of supporters. This support gave him the courage to speak up about his sexual assault, garnering him even more support and exposing the corruption that led to his fall from grace in the first place. His career was revitalized and he's now been in multiple major Hollywood films, and appears as a regular cast member on the DC superhero series Doom Patrol.

Presence in Sonichu

Chris stepped down as mayor of Cwcville sometime during the events of Sonichu 11 and appointed Alison Amber as his successor. Later, Chris chose to allow readers to vote for who they wanted the new mayor of Cwcville to be. The Idea Guys gave Chris a list of characters they'd like to see, Brendan's name was among them. Allison Amber ran for reelection against Fraser, Mao Zedong, Augusto Pinochet and Vladimir Putin. Fraser won in a landslide victory and Chris later acknowledged him as the new of Cwcville in December 2017. Fraser's victory is most likely attributed to the dedicated and loving fanbase he has, both for his courage as a person and talent as an actor. It may also have something to do with the fact that all the other candidates were either dictator, murders or Chris' direct successor. Nevertheless, Brendan Fraser graciously and humbly accepted his new title.

Though Fraser becoming the new mayor of Cwcville was highly well-received and seen as a new age for Cwcville, some readers still accused Chris of writing Cwcville as a police state. Chris objected to this, stating that Magi-Chan and Brendan Fraser would never run a police state, which most of the community conceeded was a sound argument, considering how good of a person Fraser is in real life. Unfortunately, despite the popular of Fraser, his early political tenor was almost as difficult and tragic as as his real-life acting career during the dark age. Issue 13 had Fraser preside over a city riddled with crime and violence caught up in an extremely violent and brutal war with Nazi Invaders. Fraser was the commander of Cwcville's Military forces, but failed to drive the Nazis back. Cwcville suffered heavy losses until order was restored by Chris and the CPUs.

Fraser was also responsibility for the prosecution of Jamsta Sonichu for the sexual assault of Punchy, most likely as a result of his own sexual assault. Fraser had to lead the city out of chaos as invaders from neighboring countries attacked during massive riots, causing Cwcville to have to fight a war on two different fronts. Brendan Fraser was one of the many survivors who formed the East Cwcville Militia and fought back the Nazis until the city was restored by Chris' powers.

Fraser's leadership was instrumental to Cwcville and it's citizens during these trying times. Though these tragedies greatly hurt the enthusiasm and optimism Fraser's election brought, the eventual victory under his command made him stronger than ever. Fraser is still mayor of Cwcville to this day, now easily one of the most popular mayors of Cwcville of all time, thanks in no small part to his fantastic leadership in the city's most challenging time in history.

Trivia

  • Chris most likely doesn't know who Brendan Fraser is.