Taser Discussion
Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Sonichu. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "mama". |
“ | this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it | ” |
Chris on the possibility of tasing himself. |
Taser Discussion is an audio file involving Chris, the Watchmen, and Praetor, leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,[1] in which Chris discusses wanting to use a taser, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his magic stones would assist with activating the Dimensional Merge.[2]
In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.
Taser discussion | |
Stardate | 8 February 2021 |
Saga | Merge |
Other | Leaked |
Description
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a Watchmen member:
Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed. |
Transcript
Caden: I- I-
Watchman 1: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.
Caden: I don't think they were either.
Watchman 1: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [laughs]
Caden: Not even a little bit.
Watchman 1: Even-
Watchman 2: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?
Caden: The testing video?
Watchman 2: Yeah!
Watchman 1: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for lulz"?
Caden: Well, we're gonna-
Chris: I'll do it.
Caden: WAT.
Chris: I'd volunteer.
Watchman 1: What? [laughs]
Chris: I'd tase myself.
Watchman 1: [laughs some more]
Chris: In serious and in joke, I would.
Caden: Look, are you sure-
Watchman 1: Oh no...
Caden: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea.
Watchman 1: Oh no...
Caden: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?
Watchman 1: OH NO!
Caden: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.
Chris: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.
Uncut version
On 1 July 2021, the full uncut version of the conversation was released. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.[3]
CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021) | |
Stardate | 8 February 2021 |
Saga | Merge |
Other | Leaked |
Analysis
In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a misdemeanor).[4][5] This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police must have a good reason to use one.
References
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)
- ↑ February 2021 Watchmen leaks
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)
- ↑ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2
- ↑ NBC News