Chris's top friend on MySpace was "Chris's Future Sweetheart." Yes, he created a placeholder account for his top friend.
Chris created MySpace pages to attract boyfriend-free girls in his battle against Mary Lee Walsh.[1] One of them got hacked by the Man in the Pickle Suit in the events of September 13 (NEVAR FORGET). The page that still exists was abandoned as he hasn't logged in since 2005.
Chris's myspace after the hacking.
On 19 May 2009, Clyde Cash discovered a list, made by Chris himself, listing his MySpace friends, with notes on if they were JERKS (males), smokers, drunks, "more to love" (fatties), etc.
Included in this release were two correspondences between young ladies on MySpace who lived near Chris.
Chris's list of friends
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SonichuCWC's MySpace Friends (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)
Currently 70 Friends ("()" around profile description means "Marked as Favorite(s)"
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| Chris, Preface
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| Name
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Location
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Age
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Note
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| asa
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Arlington, Alabama
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25
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JERK
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| \/\/hitney
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Quinque, Virginia
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18
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| Howard
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Charlottesville, Virginia
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31
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JERK
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| TheBestKeptSecretYouHad
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Louisa Co., Virginia
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19
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Taken
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| ~*Tracy*~
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Columbus, Ohio
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25
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| Kristen
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Charlottesville, Virginia
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22
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| Mac |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
19
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| Sarah |
Richmond, Virginia |
20 |
Taken
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| ...Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion (Akalei <3) |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
21 |
Taken
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| Kim |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
24
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| Lauren...SING U 2 SLEEP |
Chesapeake, Virginia |
21 |
"More to Love"
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| _Da/\/ieL |
Roswell, New Mexico |
17 |
JERK
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| Samantha |
Orange, Virginia |
19
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| UVA nurse (Hayley) |
Raleigh, North Carolina |
22
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| Escaping Ellsworth |
South Chicago Suburbia, Illinois |
?? |
JERK Band
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| Shelly |
McGaheysville, Virginia |
18
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| Heather |
Burbank & New Orleans, California |
35 |
Taken
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| *~KISS~* |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
21
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| Jessie Jo |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
24 |
Smoker
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| I lOVe yOu <3 iS thAt okAy |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
18
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| Nasty G |
Richboro, Pennsylvania |
?? |
JERK Band
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| Kristie |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
19
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| (**LiNnEa** |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
19 |
Taken)
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| Ashley |
Charlottesville, virginia |
19
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| Amanda |
Orange, Virginia |
20
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| Erika |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
21
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| (Lindsay |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
20)
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| sasa Short |
Pump, Virginia |
21 |
Smoker
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| (Jelena |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
20 |
No Interest)
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| Jade |
Tampa, Florida |
17
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| Leah |
Los Angeles, California |
??
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| Brooke |
Crozet, Vriginia |
19 |
Taken
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| Cate |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
22 |
Lesbian
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| (Ella |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
19 |
No Interest)
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| Randi |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
17 |
Mormon
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| Chad |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
23 |
JERK
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| Rachel |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
20
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| JaMee Floyds |
Knobs, Indiana |
18 |
Taken
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| (Green Day=Orgy (Anna) |
Salt Lake City, Utah |
20 |
Mormon)
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| Beth |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
19
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| (Timothy James |
Salt Lake City, Utah |
17 |
JERK)
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| *JUDY* aka the girlie |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
21 |
Taken
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| Courtney Jaye |
Atlanta, Georgia |
2?
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| Jessica |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
19
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| Maureen |
Radford, Virginia |
21
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| JesseBacKwards |
Tri-Valley, California |
?? |
JERK Band
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| lori |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
21
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| Aimee |
Ruckersville, Virginia |
25 |
Smoking Parent
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| (~*FreeStyle*~ |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
21 |
JERK)
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| Jessika |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
19 |
No Intrest
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| Nora-Chan (*MIZZ NORA*) |
Fort Wayne, Indiana |
21 |
Taken
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| Mary |
Barboursville, Alabama |
16
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| sandy |
Northern Cambria, Pennsylvania |
24
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| I <3 ROCKSTARS (Becca) |
Crozet, Virginia |
18
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| Liz |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
24
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| Wild |
Spokane, Alabama |
24
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| (Britney Spears |
Beverly Hills, California |
23 |
Taken)
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| organized C h A o S |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
20
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| Sara |
Oshkosh, Wisconsin |
19
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| love...lost...heart (Melanie) |
Ruckersville, Virginia |
19
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| zack |
Warren, Michigan |
16 |
JERK
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| Pimpasaurus Sex |
Yavin IV, Alabama |
22 |
JERK
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| JustJen |
Palm Springs, California |
23 |
Taken
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| veronica |
Baltimore, Maryland |
19 |
Smoker
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| Ashley of Course |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
18
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| Jeremy |
Waynerboro, Virginia |
26 |
JERK
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| (Chris |
Ruckersville, Virginia |
23 |
Self)
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| adam |
Albany, New York |
18 |
JERK
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| Crystal |
???, Nevada |
18
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| Karen |
New York, New York |
24
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- Chris's MySpace Friends: (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)
- **cwcson@gmail.com gmail.com pass: sonichu myspace.com pass: sonichu3
- Currently 54 Friends
| Name
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Location
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Age
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Note
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| Julia |
San Diego, California |
26 |
Taken
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| asa |
Arlington, Alabama |
25 |
JERK 8
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| Emma Rocks! |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
23 |
Smoker
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| Howard |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
31 |
JERK
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| Meredith |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
21 |
Smoker
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| *New Addiction* |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
20
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| Simpleng Tao (Howie) |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
21 |
"More to Love"
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| ~*Tracy*~ |
Columbus, Ohio |
25 |
8
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| Kristen |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
22 |
8
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| *Molly |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
16 |
8
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| katie |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
20
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| Kim |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
24 |
8
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| Lauren...SING U 2 SLEEP |
Chesapeake, Virginia |
21 |
"More to Love" 8
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| _Da/\/ieL |
Roswell, New Mexico |
17 |
JERK 8
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| Escaping Ellsworth |
South Chicago Suburbia, Illinois |
?? |
JERK Band 8
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| Heather |
Burbank & New Orleans, California |
35 |
Taken 8
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| *~KISS~* |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
21 |
8
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| Jessie Jo |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
24 |
Smoker 8
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| Nasty G |
Richboro, Pennsylvania |
?? |
JERK Band 8
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| **LiNnEa** |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
19 |
Taken
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| Ashleigh |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
21
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| Amanda |
Orange, Virginia |
20 |
8
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| Erika |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
21 |
8
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| Lindsay |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
20 |
8
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| Jennifer |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
24
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| sasa Short |
Pump, Virginia |
21 |
Smoker 8
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| Jade |
Tampa, Florida |
17 |
8
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| Leah |
Los Angeles, California |
?? |
8
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| Cate |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
22 |
Lesbian 8
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| Laura |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
22
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| sarah p. |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
22
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| Randi |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
17 |
Mormon 8
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| Chad |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
23 |
JERK 8
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| Green Day=Orgy (Anna) |
Salt Lake City, Utah |
20
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| Maureen |
Radford, Virginia |
21 |
8
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| JesseBacKwards |
Tri-Valley, California |
?? |
JERK Band 8
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| lori |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
21 |
8
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| Aimee |
Ruckersville, Virginia |
25 |
Smoking Parent 8
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| Mary |
Barboursville, Alabama |
16 |
8
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| I <3 ROCKSTARS (Becca) |
Crozet, Virginia |
18
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| Liz |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
24 |
8
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| SonichuCWC |
Ruckersville, Virginia |
23 |
Self
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| organized C h A o S |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
20
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| Sara |
Oshkosh, Wisconsin |
19 |
8
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| zack |
Warren, Michigan |
16 |
JERK 8
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| anglhallz (Holly) |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
20
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| Pimpasaurus Sex |
Yavin IV, Alabama |
22 |
JERK 8
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| JustJen |
Palm Springs, California |
23 |
Taken 8
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| AMY |
Houston, Texas |
?? |
Taken
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| Ashley of Course |
Charlottesville, Virginia |
18 |
8
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| Jeremy |
Waynerboro, Virginia |
26 |
JERK
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| adam |
Albany, New York |
18 |
JERK 8
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| Crystal |
???, Nevada |
18 |
8
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| Karen |
New York, New York |
24 |
8
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