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They came for CWC.

CWCRockin4Way.jpg (released officially on CWCipedia as CWCMenajAQuad.jpg) was a leaked image of Chris engaging in an orgy (Chris calls it "foursome"^{[citation needed]} but most argue that anything over four people is an orgy) where Chris penetrates a "half and half" (possibly referring to her being biracial) from behind while fingering a blond woman and surprisingly, a niggo.

Some argue that this is the most controversial image in the CWC canon since ShecameforCWC.JPG. It is still less controversial in that this time, the women offended are not real, and they are entirely products of Chris's ~~over-active~~ over-inactive imagination - this, of course, isn't really much of a relief. Much like ShecameforCWC.JPG, Chris fails in so many ways.

Analysis

Once again, when Chris attempts to do Rule 34s, he fails in VERY spectacular way. Like ShecameforCWC.JPG, Chris's drawing is a very abominable piece of work. Such fails include:

The "half-and-half" and Chris. There is NO PHYSICAL WAY that can happen. Even IF the girl was sitting on his lap, there's no realistic way for his penis to reach her vagina like that. The way it's drawn, Chris has cut himself at the waist and his duck is just STUCK in there.
Both the "half-and-half" and the niggo are just not reacting at ALL. Compared to the blonde-haired girl, the niggo looks like she's rocking out to some music and the half-and-half is just WAITING for something to happen
Once again, focus is made on both the medallion AND his different-colored eyes.
In real life, Gitar of Fail and Singstar microphone (?) are not, strictly speaking, essential sex toys.
Despite of his new-found \m/ total hardcore death heavy Guitar Hero metal \m/ lifestyle, there's still a portrait of Britney Spears on the wall, complete with "Oops!".

This article is still yet to be completed due to stress.

We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!

Appearances

The image was first leaked to the trolling public by Bryan Bash towards the end of September 2009. Chris himself officially acknowledged the image a couple of weeks later, in Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009, where he waved it about with great enthusiasm as a totem of his alleged heterosexuality. He then gave it a permanent home on CWCipedia.

Gallery

Chris is not so shallow as to be fucking three random ladies. Rather, these are members of his Guitar Hero band and they have unique ~~personalities~~ names.

Zuri Alryte: she's "All right" because she's at least half white.
Kera Bei: Britney's long lost twin sister?
Jody Zimmerman: A sistah or a brotha? You decide.