Donald Duck impersonation
| “ | Oh my God, I'm shaken... What was that voice? That was... no... | ” |
| Clyde, Mumble 4 | ||
Chris is pretty good at impersonating Donald Duck. That is, a deranged, syphilitic, crack-addicted Donald Duck that will only show up in your darkest nightmares. Although it is not likely, some trolls maintain that when he worked at a fast-food restaurant, he was fired for this impersonation. Because it might have been one of many grievances that Chris's former employers had, there might be some truth to this claim.
This impression is an achievement of which Chris is extremely proud. He even goes so far as to mention it in casual conversation. Apparently, in Chris's mind chicks dig creepy voices and Disney characters. But then again, this is a tamer piece of the usual honest content that he subjects women to.
Disturbingly, Chris is also known for doing this impersonation whilst masturbating.