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All it took was words and a red gradient to keep Chris away.
Typical /cwc/ user.

/cwc/ (aka Krapple and Legi0n) is a Chris-related image board that served as a notable hangout for PVCC rejects, newfags, trolls, drawfags, trolls, fanfic writers, trolls, irritating mods, Chris-esque mouth-breathers, trolls, elitists, and trolls. Lots and lots of trolls.

Used to be something of a back-up for the PVCC when 110mb was around. The mysterious Bryan Bash occasionally posts to enlighten some the extreme slow-in-the-minds.

Ivy has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful white knight. Fortunately, his response was that the colors bothered him and that there were "too many words." Given Chris's aversion to reading and bad news, this is probably for the best.

On 1 November 2009, /cwc/, as well as the entire Krapple board, was permanently deleted for CEO having terabytes of anime on server space. It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan on Legi0n.

Notable goings-on

Drawfags and illicit substances often combine on /cwc/

Ivy appears

Ivy decided to grace the site with her presence, garnering many skeptics and brilliant suggestions like 'GET CHRIS TO GROW A BEARD', which eerily enough happened much later. Unfortunately, like all the other posts, it was lost in the deletion of Krapple.

Geneva

A pedofork, originally confused with fellow failure Kimmo Alms, who went on a holy crusade after listening to a portion of the infamous revelation. Instead of noting the other trolls telling BlueSpike to essentially calm the fuck down, Geneva started doxing and spamming pornography as hard as his underage self could. His interference caused a long period of downtime on /cwc/, until Geneva was face with being exposed as a serious sick fuck. 110mb also decided to die in a grueling 14 day outage, and Geneva was quick to take credit, complete with ironic victory speech [1].

CWCRockin4Way.jpg

Before it was put up on the CWCipedia, the abomination known as CWCRockin4Way.jpg was posted on /cwc/ by the honorable Bryan Bash, much to the horror and laughter of the bored masses. Some less than intelligent users would question it's validity until Chris decided to confirm it personally with his poorly titled Warning - Naughty Women ;).

Deletion

“ everything on krapple has been deleted irreversably haev a nice day folks, thanks for the laughz ”
CEO, summing it up.

The Wallflower

Whether /cwc/ ever actually contacted the short-lived objection of affection is debated, especially with Surfshack Tito's involvement. Regardless, the sheer speed at which her information was obtained provided information about many of her hobbies and almost certainly resulted in some harassment. Or, to be fair, more harassment.

Typical discussions on /cwc/

  • "Guys, WHY DON'T WE JUST GET A HOOKER FOR CHRIS?"
  • "Trolls, please get Chris to do [x], [y], and [z]. Thank you kindly."
  • "Mods are faggots."
  • "Liquid is HAWT!"
  • "OMG I think I'm wet for Chris for real you guys."
  • "OMG I have secret info/live in Ruckersville for real you guys"
  • "THE FIELD AGENTS SUCK ASS"
  • "BLUESPIKE WENT TOO FAR"
  • "BLUESPIKE WAS A GENIUS AND I MISS THAT LITTLE GUY"
  • "The Field Agents STILL suck ass"
  • "KACEY SUCKS ASS"
  • "JACK THADDEUS SUCKS ASS"
  • "THIS BOARD SUCKS ASS"
  • "What if Chris derp de derpity derp?"
  • "RANDOM SPAM POST (MACROSONIC)"
  • "I made a "fancharacter", do you think it'll piss him off?"
  • "Let's hire a tranny hooker to dig up Patti's corpse while yelling JULAAAAAYYYYY! And then we roll him into a carpet and throw him off a bridge!"
  • Random off-topic bullshit
  • "DDoS 'X'"
  • "DOWN WITH THE ELITISTS!!!1"

Typical /cwc/ responses

  • "u mad?"
  • "Great idea, you should get a tranny to dig up Patti next."
  • "I TROLL U"
  • "cool story bro"
  • "(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)"
  • "Fuck off (insert user name of a banned namefag)."
  • "OP sucks"
  • "This trolling idea is bad"

Derivative Boards

Due to the high volume of posts on /cwc/, the legi0n staff decided to create additional, more specific chris-related boards. /cxc/ (fanfics and copypastas), /kcwc/ (chris-related songs/music videos), /CWCrt/ (so faggots have a place to post their shitty trolling schemes), and /library/ (to archive threads of major importance).

IRC

/cwc/ has an irc channel located on Helldive, a network operated by insurgent and former ED sysop januszeal. Although not responsible for any sagas, it does serve as a hangout for various Krapplefags as well as some #sonichu members and trolls from various other communities.

External links

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