George W. Bush
George W. Bush is the 43rd President of the United States, George W. Bush appears to be one of the few men on Earth Chris respects. As Chris himself states:
| “ | As for the worldwide MALE (all nations and colors) Population, I can tolerate male acquaintances, but due to the proven fact that ALL MEN have taken ALL the WOMEN, leaving me none visibly to choose from, I am not particularly fond of 99.9999999999996% of the full Male population (with the margin of exceptions of the few male acquaintances I have, my father, the current US President, and the few respectable males. | ” |
| Christian Weston Chandler, on how he is only fond of 1 in 250 trillion men. | ||
(If we assume world population is around 6.792 billion and roughly half of the world is males, the remaining 0.4 × 10-12 % of males works out to around 1.3584 × 10-5 people. That's somewhere around 14 micropeople, give or take.)
Though Bush was the President at the time Chris wrote the above, it is unclear if Chris means that he likes Bush personally, or just whoever happens to hold of the office at any given time.
Role in the PVCC Crisis of 2004
| “ | I got SUSPENDED FROM PVCC by the Board, and I have that Meddling XXXXX to thank for this as well. I am SUPER ANGRY! >8( My Dad is blood-thirsty for revenge as well. He’s going to write to US PRESIDENT, George W. Bush Jr., and Laura Bush, to help me get allowed back to PVCC. WE ALL CURSE DEATH upon that XXXXX, Mary Lee Walsh! | ” |
| Christian's blog, September 16, 2004 | ||
Surprisingly, President Bush did not intervene on behalf of the Chandlers. The ramifications of this inaction are sure to be debated by Presidential historians for centuries to come.
Appearance in Sonichu #8
Despite Bush's refusal to help the Chandlers in 2004, Chris would honor him in 2008 by featuring him in the final issue of Sonichu produced before he left office. In it, Bush is seen tipping over a ladder being used by his eventual successor Barack Obama as he attempts to paint the White House black. Later in a mumble chat, Chris stated that he believed that it was not a joke, but a legitimate theory that Obama might actually do such a thing.
Superfluous use of "Jr."
Like many other English mistakes he has made, Chris consistently calls him George W. Bush Jr. The Jr. is not needed, because the lone middle initial distinguishes him from his father George Herbert Walker Bush. This may just be a cultural thing, however, as his non-autistic brother also calls him George Bush Jr.[1]
ED Edit
In an ED edit, Chris invokes President Bush in order to fight the slanderous trolls at ED.
| “ | Dahlings, by order of of President George Bush Junior, there shall be no naughty, grotesque posts of this dahling US citizen.
Any new posts, or deletion of this official message shall be found punishable to the fullest extent of American Law. From the Secreterial Desk of the White House, The President, George Bush |
” |
| Chris, pretending to be George Bush[1] | ||
Obviously, this had the complete opposite effect of what he had intended.