User:EmperorSquid

I'm a kid. I'm a squid.

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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Grammar Nazi
This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Wii
This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.

HEXBox
This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.

Agnostic
This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.

Observer
This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

Ass Burger
This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

Ham
This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!

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