Announcement 20160709

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Announcement_20160709 is a video uploaded by Chris on 9 July 2016. The majority of this video is Chris complaining about taking care of Barb and his pets, Sega doing jack about his offer to make Sonichu a franchise, all the fans requesting more original content like some "A Day in My Life" videos, and his money problems, asking for more donations. Outside of the complaints, Chris announces that he is killing off the "Reading Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" series, after realizing that everybody hates it and admitting that even he doesn't understand it. He also announces that he is writting a new Sonichu comic for OmegaCon.

This announcement reveals that Chris has apparently acquired two female “managers”. They supposedly handle his emails and filter out any messages that may cause him stress. Whether these ladyfriends are white knights, trolls, or companions of "Naru" may be unveiled in future uploads. This video also infers that Chris is actually aware how poorly received the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise is; speculating that his original creation could potentially "pull Sonic out of the ground”. Also in a rare instance, Chris briefly mentions his father, reiterating to have frequent visions of him in his dreams.

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Donations still requested.

Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.

If you don't know how, watch this video.

https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ

If you are unable to send via PayPal, please send a legal check with the amount to my home address.

Christine Chandler

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Transcript

[PS4 intro]

Hello everybody, this is a tired Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again... with announcements. I have been made aware that the recent video logs for reading Re-- Rainbows, Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happimess-- Happiness, are not very popular. [Chris takes on a somewhat angry tone] Well, you can definitely blame that on Mr. Bill... because he was the one that suggested that I do it. And frankly, I find in nonsensical myself between chapter-- finishing chapter three and beginning chapter four! There's Kevin again! [incoherent mumble] He became dead! What the hell?

[stress sigh]

Anyway, and den I real-- and den I have been made aware that y'all would like, maybe, something original, and in the lines of like, "A Day In My Life," but guess what, I tell you what, my days... have been short lately and I know that every s-- in my subconscious, there's a new thing that's gonna press-- that's gonna press on my inside, and stress levels have just totally drained me all over again and I'm not gonna feel like doin' anything! [stress sigh] Just drives me bonkers. [yet another stress sigh] And then the finances! [stutters] Always with the finances here! The mortgage, the bills, everything! I know you don't wanna hear this shit 'cause y'all have this-- y'all have these problems yourselves, in your own way, but you know what?

[Chris pauses to recollect himself]

I know-- I'm in over my head. And, uh, [mumbling] I'm pretty much-- I'm pretty much... wearing myself out, by doin' the shop in the first place, and then I have been with Hulu.com last December... That was resolved, but that-- it really went downhill for me.

[stress sigh]

And I really do want Sonichu and Rosechu to be f-- franchisable and whatnot, officially with SEGA... and maybe Nintendo but really with SEGA! Get the console games going where I've ha--do the stor-- where I tell people the stories and every-- things. A cartoon show where I asshually take full directions and... make the stories and whatnot, and maybe s-- I do a script for the com-- for the comic books and let somebody else do the drawing! I don' know! It's all over my head and a lot of this-- of these details are in over my head, that's why I got my frien-- that's why I ended up making my ladyfriends who pretty much becoming[sic] my managers which I appreciate that very much, yes I do... Thank you both.

[awkward pause]