April 2019 videos
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This page contains Chris's videos from April 2019.
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Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video
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We Need some gas money, Please, Help.
In his first begging video in over 100 days, Chris makes a begging video on Twitter for gas money.
| We Need some gas money, Please, Help. | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 23 April 2019 |
| Subject Matter |  Handouts
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| Performance Style |  Tragedy
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| Saga |  Financhu Crisis
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| Shirt |  The Manchild Meltdown
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video | |
Transcript
Hey everybody, got a little situation here. [Turns camera to face fuel gauge on car, which reads that the tank is about 1/8 full, then camera returns to Chris' face.] Less than an eighth full of gas in our one s-tangible vide-vehicle here, and, in pocket money only [Car horn honks] as well as a little bit of [pauses and adjusts camera] ...petty cash. [Turns camera to show out window] And I'm stopped by the way, I'm in the yard at home. Anyway, I need like 20 dollars for gas, please. Please help me out. Really need it so we can use this van, before our money-so we can use this van some more before our money comes in by next week. It's like next Wednesday or Thursday! Nyeeeeeeeeh! Thank you.
@MintendoMerd
The following morning, CWC fan MintendoMerd replied to the above begging video[1]:
| I’ll be willing to donate but could you first wish me a happy birthday, I’ll donate more if it’s a video |
Chris agreed.
| @MintendoMerd | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 April 2019 |
| Performance Style | Handouts
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| Saga |  Business
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| Shirt | The Manchild Meltdown
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MintendoMerl was thrilled:
| Worth it
This was much better than I could of anticipated, thank you I am now a legend among my friend group Chris Chan made a video for me, I’m actually pissing pure blood right now NO REALLY PLEASE SOMEONE CALL THE 911 HELP |
Transcript
Hello Bintendo Merd! Iiiiit's a happy happy birthday, happy happy birthday, happy happy birthday, HAAApy happy birthday, happy birthday, have an awesome one, YAY!
Also, Happy Birthday to MKR!
Chris wishes a happy birthday to Twitter orbiter MKRNightVee.
| Also, Happy Birthday to MKR! | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 April 2019 |
| Shirt | The Manchild Meltdown
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Transcript
An' also, a very sweet happy burrday to my friend, MKR! So awesome, she is really awesome, you're awesome Megan, so, haaappy happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, HAAApy happy birthday, happy birthday, have an awesome day! Hata nuvn you[?]. Mmm!
Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥
Chris gleefully points out that a ween's glitter bomb attempt failed.
| Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 April 2019 |
| Performance Style |  Smug
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| Shirt | The Manchild Meltdown
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