CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation
The CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation is a set of videos that Chris is releasing in order to sell the Sonichu franchise to others.
Chris imagines that he is speaking directly to "businesspeople" who might invest in the commercial development of Sonichu. In the first video, he delivers a brief history of Sonichu's creation, and also displays a few Sonichu-related creations beyond his comics and his famous medallion, including crude clay sculptures of Sonichu and Rosechu and a "Sonic versus Sonichu" racing board game. He concludes by claiming that he plans to complete between 50 and 100 Sonichu comics in his lifetime. If he keeps up his current pace, he will have reached the minimum goal in 2029.
The second video is substantially less coherent. Chris loses the plot as far as attempting to sell his character and settles down to narcissistic wallowing in his supposed personal achievements and his fantasies of a vast international Sonichu fandom. He spends several minutes showing off bits of fan-art submitted by trolls, all of which is unsurprisingly far better than anything Chris himself could ever dream of drawing. He also seems to have revived his old dreams of a Pokemon video game or trading card expansion starring Sonichu, which suggests he has forgotten the conclusion of the Miyamoto Saga, or managed to actively push those events out of his mind.
Perhaps his most impressively deluded fantasy involves the prospect of a Sonichu animated series. He believes that Sony would be interested in developing the show, that the Cartoon Network would be interested in broadcasting the show, and that he would direct and star as the voice of himself and Sonichu. (He briefly shows off his "Sonichu voice," an almost indistinguishably higher-pitched version of his normal voice.)
As usual, Chris displays a shocking lack of awareness concerning the actual commercial viability of his character. (Hint: it has none.) He also, once again, fails to realize that giving out your home address, home phone number, mobile phone number, and other key bits of personal information in a video that's publicly available on YouTube is not such a hot idea.
Video
[The song Sonic Boom is playing on the PS3 behind Chris, at times loud enough to make Chris hard to understand.] Mmm. HELLO w-hello there muh-business people! Welcome to world of CWCville, Virginia, [Chris fidgets with his Medallion of Fail] and the world of Sonichu and Rosechu. My name is Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, 14 Branchland Court, ZIP code 22968. And uh my home phone number is (434) 990-0198, my cell phone being 760-0848.
Anyway, I am here today to talk to you about d-revolutionary geh-leviloutionary lil' character that WILL [jump cut] pah-uh-will make a lot of money because he's already been innernet famous fer about 20 fer almost 10 years now. [pulls out a Sonichu binder and holds it up to the camera] His name is Sonichu. The lil' real electric hedgehog Pokemon right here. [points to Sonichu on cover of Issue 0, then starts to put away the binder] You'll find out more about him, you can learn more about him and read [holds the binder back up to the camera] the comic books comic book pages I've written I've drawn and written so far [[puts the binder away this time] on CWCipedia, which uh the address to that would be next to this YouTube video in da details.
Anyway, we are here t-t-anyway yeah. His or-his origin is basically...yeah, first off, uh, we have to c-look at the-my big BOOK here. [pulls out a different, giant binder] Look how big that book is. So thick, I had to get ANOTHER BOOK. [hefts a second equally huge binder] Heh. [sets second binder down]
Anyway [sets giant binder down and opens it] it all s-[video skips] Anyway, uh...upon the cre-uh-upon the physical-upon the mental creation of Sonichu, it originally came to me because for one-for a computer graphics class back in high school, I had to create a CD cover for [wipes his forehead with his sleeve]...a CD that's uh was not to be sold anywhere, but anyway. Made for fun, but so, I drew up a...a-this this CD cover right here [holds up a binder page showing Christian's Favorite Hits!] and this this this was Sonichu's first a-forst official appearance. Front and back on the ins-on the insert. If anyway uh basically [video skips] the uh the idea came to me like you know yeah I wanted to use Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu on the cover of my CD but they're both copyrighted characters and previously copyrighted characters were not allowed. So uh, after lunch uh during that same day, in da Manchester High School with my teacher Miss Naelie Chalifoux, thank'a very much. I have...it just dawned upon me, with uh merging together in combination of the two, and then Sonichu was born.
Now that and then in da but storywise, he was born he he was born amidst the uh s-sitcha-situation in Station Square whereas portray-previous portrayed in the Sonic Adventure game, available on Dreamcast and Nintendo Gamecube. Ay-yeah, but during the battle the Chaos Monster Super Sonic ran into a spystanding transformed in—into Sonichu... as that was also—as the origins also described in the Number Zero book on the—on the CWCipedia.
[reaches for glasses, then reconsiders and wipes his forehead with his arm]
Now, the, uhh...—now, Sonichu's appeal—Sonichu and Rosechu's appeal: yeah, mainly, the, uhh, appeal was... t—aimed towards children... and, uhh, there was the start of the books, there. We got little toys here, I put togetter. Even a—even a board game, where we put the boards... right here. Sonic vs. Sonichu, a little racing-type game, but it's a l'il—it's a little bit Monopoly-style, with game ca—with, uhh, cards that you pick up... uhn, and shortcuts. Anyway, that is, uhh, part of the, uhh, merchandising thing that I plan on branching out with... in the world of Sonichu, eventually. As, uhh, p—as portrayed—as previously-mentioned in a YouTube video, I have the official registration copyright of Sonichu... and Rosechu and the C-uh-CWCville, in my—in my own name, and that—and that is also accessible on the CWCipedia: the scan of that... actual piece of paper that came from the Virginia Library of Congress.
[opens binder and sighs]
Anyway, yeah, I got a whole bunch of history here. All my history. It comes, like, you know, from creation... with, uhh...—to making, uhh, to a whole bunch of stories, and from, uhh...—and even, uhh, made a title(?)... for it in my homemade Nintendo Power magazine, which was, uhh—which I believe I told Nintendo of America about... in a previous letter or two. Anyway, yeah, it was—it was very—it was very lucrative, and... we do play(?) a buncha—even on DVD, of, like, on my live DVD that's called "CWC... Christian Weston Chandler... That's Me. Yep, I'm on TV!" Uhh, "C-Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm on TV!" That's the name of the DVD. So, if it comes out on DVD, I hope to get it on... Blu-ray, as well. And, also, I've created the, uhh—a couple of Sonich—a, uhh, level S—for Sonichu, on Little Big Planet, Sony—on Sony Playstation 3... which, uhh, is called "Sonichu Episode 0". You can look it up; my PSN ID is Sonichu: S-o-n-i-c-h-u. ...Anyway, e—e—following this, uhh, video... there will be a... video where, uhh... it will be presented live from my PC: a PowerPoint presentation that can better describe... the situation. Anyway, with the count of books, I plan—I plan on drawing, at least, in my lifetime, hopefully, between fifty to a hundred books.
Part 2
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