Taser Discussion
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Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Sonichu. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "mama". |
| “ | this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it | ” |
| Chris on the possibility of tasing himself. | ||
Taser Discussion is an audio file involving Chris and Praetor, leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,[1] in which Chris discusses wanting to use a taser, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his magic stones would assist with activating the Dimensional Merge.[2]
In the audio clip, a Praetor member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.
| Taser discussion | |
| Stardate | 8 February 2021 |
| Saga |  Merge
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| Other |  Leaked
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| Audio Recordings | |
| previous Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian | |
Description
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a Watchmen member:
| Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed. |
Transcript
Caden: I- I-
Praetorian 2: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.
Caden: I don't think they were either.
Praetorian 2: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [laughs]
Caden: Not even a little bit.
Praetorian 2: Even-
Praetorian 3: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?
Caden: The testing video?
Praetorian 3: Yeah!
Praetorian 2: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for lulz?
Caden: Well, we're gonna-
Chris: I'll do it.
Caden: WAT.
Chris: I'd volunteer.
Praetorian 2: What? [laughs]
Chris: I'd tase myself.
Praetorian 2: [laughs some more]
Chris: In serious and in joke, I would.
Caden: Look, are you sure-
Praetorian 2: Oh no...
Caden: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea.
Praetorian 2: Oh no...
Caden: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?
Praetorian 2: OH NO!
Caden: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.
Chris: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.
Analysis
In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a misdemeanor).[3][4] This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police must have a good reason to use one.