User:Foobar

Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags. Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs.

Liquid Chris This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.

Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.

Transcriber This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.

I'm Foobar and this is my userpage. I work in the Jail Saga and do transcriptions.

Credits
Jail Call - 1 November 2021 (90% of the transcription. First few paragraphs by Ivandevon who doesn't have a userpage)
Jail Letter - 4 January 2022 (Transcription of the first 5 pages)
Jail Letter - 11 January 2022 (Complete transcription and scans. Page creation and trivia by PsychoNerd054. Barb the Magician photo by Ghoti_Mayo/Borb)

Other Wikis
The Cutting Room Floor
LSDWiki (Not publicly available)

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It has been...

6,228

days since the madness began.

Central Virginia Regional Jail neither censored nor inspected this item therefore, Central Virginia Regional Jail does not assume responsibility for its contents.