Kellie Andes
Chris's crush in high school. She rejected him (obviously). Made a brief cameo in Sonichu 7.
Kellie Andes is living proof of how sad Chris' life really is. While he continues to live in the past and remains largely unchanged since high school (when he had the most female friends he'll ever have) in a vain attempt to remind himself of how his life used to be, she has actually moved on and gotten herself a job, husband and son.
Some argue that she is the inspiration for Kel's name. Kellie herself is mentioned in Sonichu 8 as the person who informs Rosechu of 4-cent_garbage.[1]
Kellie is currently living as Kellie Andes Stowell in Richmond, Virginia, as she is a firefighter along with her husband and the mother of a two year old boy.[2] One can hope that she is able to sleep easy without Chris's figure haunting her dreams.
In recent correspondence Kellie confirmed that Chris is definitely not her type.
Gallery
Kellie, IRL,1997.
Kellie, 1998.
Kellie, 1999
Kellie, 2000.
Chris with Kellie.
Nothing says "I love you" like a mix tape.
Sauces
- ↑ Sonichu 8, page 4. Confirmed by Chris in an email to Blanca.
- ↑ http://www.myspace.com/57109479