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The imposter Chris stole his famous lecture to the Jerkops from the real Chris

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CChanSonichuCWC (aka The impostor in the brown stripes) is the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler (ORIGINAL IDENTITY - DO NOT STEAL) and creator of the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. His artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many females with his medallions and his Guitar of Win. He makes mad Cash by selling said medallions at Otakon. CChanSonichuCWC has also been elected the mayor of CWCville after Jimmy Hill dropped out of the upcoming CWCville elections due to health problems. Since taking over as mayor of CWCville, CChanSonichuCWC has begun a wave of progressive reform movements including universal health care, expansion of labor unions, replanting the once lush forest of cwcville, investing in alternative fuel sources, improving overall health and education and most controversially, lifting the ban of Homosexuals and African-American Peoples from CWCville.

Drama with Chris

Cest n'est pas une Chris

In all seriousness, though, CWC has further demonstrated his total inability to understand satire and parody. Recently, two videos vehemently defending his claim that he is the original creator of Sonichu (Whoop-de-fucking-doo). CChanSonichuCWC has fired back with much more coherent, well-made videos, gathering him a cult of fans on Youtube.

Behold.

On July 26th, 2009, Chris posted the following on one of CChanSonichu's videos:

The Final Showdown

Hey, DUMBASS! YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!

I am Calling YOU OUT!

14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA BEFORE August 2, 2009. If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.

oh, BTW, YOUR NASAL VOICE IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "NAIVE", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.

But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.

You are a Nerd and a Whimp!

Have a good day.
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler

Irony

If you look hard, you can see the TRUE, HONEST Sonichu medallion.

Chris has mocked the CChanSonichuCWC on several points:

It's a bad sign when you're fighting a mirror, and the mirror is winning.

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