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This page is a collection of long chat transcriptions from within the Watchmen Discord server the Knights of CWC. Its main purpose is to serve as a reference for The Lainchu Manifesto, and store the raw text of chats that are too long to upload the content of in screenshot form to this wiki.

Any case of text or usernames being censored is due to them being irrelevant to the main topic of each section.

Editors can feel free to use to this page as a resource. Enjoy.

The Knights of CWC

The Knights of CWC.

This was the server formed by The WCT after stealing Chris away from the previous iteration of the Watchmen, led by Naught, NovaKyle, and MKR. Within it were two layers of channels: one which was visible to Chris and everybody else, and a second which was visible to everybody excluding Chris, as well as any "untrusted guests," namely Bella and the Suitress.

The selected chats date from the server's creation in June 2021 to its abandonment in August 2021.

June 2021

Knights Server Intro

24-28 June 2021

Summary: Members of the Knights of CWC begin joining the WCT's new server, as well as Chris. In the first layer, Chris acknowledges the events that led to the server's creation, and leaves some Merge-related wisdom about improving one's own enlightenment. WCT and myself acknowledge this, and the Fool posts a comic layout guide for Chris, commenting that it might be interesting even though Chris doesn't draw comics anymore. WCT sets a new server icon, and Chris responds to the Fool, stating that he does still draw comics and had drawn over 100 while "in Sonichu's body," and that we would see them upon completion of the Merge. WCT then writes a message intended to inspire everyone, emphasizing moving forward and providing Chris with a safe space. He addresses Chris with male pronouns initially, but edits them to female after I remind him to in the second layer.

In the second layer, WCT explains to the Fool his reasons for splintering from the Watchmen in depth, detailing the poor behavior of the various members, and I chime in every so often to reinforce some of what he is saying about them. WCT expresses eagerness at inviting in other members of the Watchmen not loyal to the "toxic trio," but I urge him to wait and see where everyone's loyalties wind up. He later posts a link to the now-live lolcow.org thread on Naught, which he had collaborated on with user Arm Pit Cream. WCT uses this moment to announce that "the Coup d'etat is underway" and he and the Fool begin posting screenshots of the Watchmen's messages, and Chris's final message from within the Place.

#general (First Layer)

25 June 2021

Chris 10:26 PM
Joined the server.
The WCT 11:00 PM
For now on. Only decent human beings in here.
The Fool 11:04 PM
Joined the server.

whats wrong with the place?

Lainchu (Anaxis) 01:44 AM
Joined the server.

Hello there.

The Fool 01:47 AM
๐Ÿ‘‹

dunno if conner's on but eventually he has something to say or something

[...]

26 June 2021

Chris 06:39 PM
Hey, @everyone. For starters, in light of the recent events @Neko has been through, and the light shedding on the toxic trio, an announcement with care for now:

To all of you in my flock, I highly encourage each of you to begin and continue your own individual self-work in enlightenment. For amongst you all, as the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift draws closer upon the main event with the removal of the veil between our universe halves, each of you has your own inner potential and strength. We have no need for war or quarrel at all with the OCs and individuals of C-197, as I state to all of those individuals in regard to us of 1218.

Unity and a greater strength for our combined Earth and galaxies is at hand. Need not take arms, but be open for the good in each other.

All superheroes and deities, myself included, and other individuals of military strengths and powers, and the leaders of each nation and countries; on both halves of this whole Earth, we maintain wisdom and peace for the greater whole as best as we are capable of.

It is not perfect, but we are most appreciative and grateful for the understanding and compassion of the general public and flocks there of that we each help, work with, and defend, during these times at hand.

And to you all until my next announcement or insight, I state in positive encouragement to you all: Be safe and well with lots of love. Thank you.

โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ’™โšก๏ธ

The WCT 06:40 PM
Thank you Chris.

we appreciate it.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 06:40 PM
๐Ÿ™
The Fool 09:59 PM
guess chris doesn't draw comics anymore but I thought this might be interesting regardless

[Comic layout guide]

[1 ๐Ÿ˜Š reaction]

27 June 2021

The WCT 01:55 AM
new server icon.

[Fan art of female Chris-Chan Sonichu surrounded by lightning bolts]

[2 ๐Ÿ’™ reactions]

I like this, its cute.

The Fool 01:56 AM
not bad

I was assuming you'd use a sonichu or rosechu but it works

The WCT 01:57 AM
its Chris Chan Sonichu.
The Fool 01:57 AM
yea

I mean the character sonichu

oh I guess I put "a" in front of that

Chris 12:47 PM
[Replying to "guess chris doesn't draw comics anymore but I thought this might be interesting regardless"]

I do still draw and write my books and whatnot. I have done a whole bunch during my time in Sonichuโ€™s body; made it beyond book 100. But, for them to be appreciated at this point, the veil is being removed and the merge completing.

[...]

28 June 2021

The WCT 01:52 AM
My friends: As painful as the events of the last few days may have been. Let me assure you that while things may look uncertain, I wanted to let you all know that this is a new beginning. It is true that certain people that we've connected with for a while now have turned out to be bad apples, but we should see this as a chance to clean out the more negative parts of the old group along with no longer being a group that recruits people just to backstab them in the end. We are not like that, and we'll do our best to be better than the Watchmen. We won't be perfect, we won't always agree with everything we say with each other, but we will be better. And we will do our part in providing Chris a safe place to hang out and chill. She is our friend, and she is what brings us together. (edited)
#cwc-general (Second Layer)
NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation.

24 June 2021

The WCT 03:20 PM
For now on. Only decent people will be spectating Chris from the Front Row.

25 June 2021

The WCT 11:07 PM
I had enough of the Watchmen. @The Fool

this is a coup.

Keep this between us alright?

The Fool 11:08 PM
got it ๐Ÿ‘

don't worry this is far too autistic for me to care about

I just want to shitpost about chris

oh, but what's wrong with the watchment anyway?

The WCT 11:11 PM
[Replying to "oh, but what's wrong with the watchment anyway?"]

simple.

I was doxed and they're lying about it.

The Fool 11:11 PM
lying?
The WCT 11:11 PM
yeah.

You'll see it soon man.

The Fool 11:12 PM
what are they saying?
The WCT 11:12 PM
APC will tell you everything.
The Fool 11:12 PM
in the naught OP?
The WCT 11:12 PM
[Replying to "in the naught OP?"]

yeah.

The Fool 11:12 PM
can't wait for it

ETA?

The WCT 11:13 PM
he's asking me for a voice clip.
The Fool 11:20 PM
so what's Chris' opinion on all this? what's your plan to make him hush up about this/stay loyal to you and not the watchmen?
The WCT 11:21 PM
[Replying to "so what's Chris' opinion on all this? what's your plan to make him hush up about this/stay loyal to you and not the watchmen?"]

I recorded a whole VC with him.

he's on our side.

The Fool 11:21 PM
I hope, you know how easy he is to manipulate ๐Ÿ˜”
The WCT 11:21 PM
I know that.

however, I showed him all the evidence.

Naught only has words to back himself up.

The Fool 11:22 PM
only takes roleplaying with him to change his convictions regardless of evidence
The WCT 11:22 PM
Chris has been having some rifts lately with Nova and MKR so things aren't what they used to be.

And I even told them about Anni being shitted on and he got angry.

The Fool 11:23 PM
rifts with MKR? I thought she was so nice tho
The WCT 11:23 PM
[Replying to "rifts with MKR? I thought she was so nice tho"]

you don't know the real Meghan.

The Fool 11:23 PM
no and I don't care to

I'm sure we're all amazingly fucked up

The WCT 11:23 PM
I'm trying to get Anaxis (Lainchu) to join, and he'll tell you everything.

he hates Meghan.

26 June 2021

The WCT 01:48 AM
Welcome @Lainchu
Lainchu (Anaxis) 01:49 AM
Hello
The WCT 01:49 AM
I made this server because I wanted to gather the decent people from the place.
Lainchu (Anaxis) 01:50 AM
Must've been a short list, lol
The WCT 01:50 AM
[Replying to "Must've been a short list, lol"]

[REDACTED] has yet to join.

Should I get Marvin?

Lainchu (Anaxis) 01:50 AM
[Replying to "[REDACTED] has yet to join."]

I sent him the invite. Idk if he wants to get involved.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 01:51 AM
[Replying to "Should I get Marvin?"]

Probably should ask [REDACTED] about that one.

The WCT 01:51 AM
[Replying to "I sent him the invite. Idk if he wants to get involved."]

I told him he can wait until its all over.

The Fool 01:51 AM
he probably should if he's as invested in this dumb shit as he says he is

stay on top of everything, you know

The WCT 01:52 AM
I don't know how things will play out, but if all goes as I hope they do, this server will become basically the new place.

should I also invite Para? @The Fool

maybe I should wait.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 01:53 AM
The coming rift will bring out everyone's true loyalties. Probably best to wait.
The WCT 01:53 AM
[Replying to "The coming rift will bring out everyone's true loyalties. Probably best to wait."]

Silvia's on my side, so we already know that.

oh, and I almost forgot.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 01:54 AM
You know them better than I do.
The Fool 01:54 AM
well like I said when I joined the place, I'm just here for the show
The WCT 01:54 AM
Unlike the original Watchmen, I won't allow this group to be known to the public in any circumstances.
The Fool 01:55 AM
good idea

knowledge is power

The WCT 01:55 AM
If Chris has anything interesting to say, he can tell it to you in DMs. @Lainchu
The Fool 01:55 AM
the greatest threat is one you don't know about
The WCT 01:55 AM
otherwise, I want this server to be a nice place to hang out in.
Lainchu (Anaxis) 01:55 AM
[Replying to "If Chris has anything interesting to say, he can tell it to you in DMs. @Lainchu"]

Sure. Although I think he prefers speaking to the group in general.

The WCT 01:56 AM
[Replying to "Sure. Although I think he prefers speaking to the group in general."]

probably.

like I said, the Fool is a member of Kiwi Farms. (or formerly)

he got banned by Null.

nowadays, he's on a obscure site known as lolcow.org.

The Fool 01:58 AM
I'm a Buddhist so I have a vow of honesty so you can trust me.

Of course I could be lying about being a Buddhist

also that doesn't mean I'm a narc so don't worry

The WCT 01:59 AM
lol
The Fool 02:00 AM
whatever makes life easier for everyone ๐Ÿ˜Œ
The WCT 02:00 AM
[YouTube link to "Watchmen Call (June 21, 2021)" by TheMoon]
The Fool 02:00 AM
whats this about?

just sauce for naught's voice?

The WCT 02:01 AM
[Replying to "whats this about?"]

MKR invited me into that call.

they were trying to bully/gaslight me into thinking that Naught was innocent.

The Fool 02:03 AM
I see

what did he even dox you for again?

The WCT 02:03 AM
Because he thought I was part of plate gang.
The Fool 02:03 AM
plate gang???

I have to learn more lore?

The WCT 02:03 AM
don't waste your time.
The Fool 02:03 AM
sometimes I wonder if you guys are making this up as you go along
The WCT 02:04 AM
they're some retarded troll group that became irrelevant 2-3 years ago.
The Fool 02:04 AM
so why did he think you were part of it?
The WCT 02:04 AM
[Replying to "so why did he think you were part of it?"]

because Naught's a schizo.

or he just secretly hates me.

The Fool 02:05 AM
interesting
The WCT 02:05 AM
he needs help.
The Fool 02:05 AM
can't find his reasoning? I know he went silent
The WCT 02:06 AM
[Replying to "can't find his reasoning? I know he went silent"]

has he invited you into that new server of his?

[Audio attachment]

Nova talking about getting people to kill themselves.

The Fool 02:07 AM
how new? I was in his server, I left in fear of being mass-banned
The WCT 02:07 AM
[Replying to "how new? I was in his server, I left in fear of being mass-banned"]

house with no doors.

The Fool 02:07 AM
yeah
The WCT 02:07 AM
oh wait.

I'm there. sorry.

Arisu in wonderland.

that's the one.

I'm banned from there.

The Fool 02:08 AM
ummmmm I can't even remember which one was the old and new one

I'm not in any of his servers now tho

The WCT 02:08 AM
[Screenshot of a Discord server called "arisu in wonderland"]

[Screenshot of a Discord server called "Pho's Noodle House"]

here's Naught lying about the server not existing.

[Audio attachment]

The Fool 02:09 AM
yeah I really don't remember. Whatever server I was in when we did the Dom Cruise stream
The WCT 02:09 AM
[Replying to "yeah I really don't remember. Whatever server I was in when we did the Dom Cruise stream"]

that was the house.

The Fool 02:09 AM
yeah I thought so, so no I wasn't in there
The WCT 02:10 AM
I got banned from arisu not long after.

and Naught thinks people don't know the server exists.

in reality though...

APC knows. ๐Ÿ˜„

The Fool 02:10 AM
nice lol

so Nova is not a very nice person?

The WCT 02:10 AM
dude.

Me and @Lainchu have dealt with him.

he's an Asshole.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 02:11 AM
[Replying to "so Nova is not a very nice person?"]

He is not.

The WCT 02:11 AM
you can't reason with him when he goes on a tantrum.
Lainchu (Anaxis) 02:11 AM
He has this very peculiar way of speaking that I've never quite understood.
The WCT 02:12 AM
he always spergs out about Sockness, Dana, and politics.

dude's also a big racist.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 02:12 AM
At least through texts.
The Fool 02:12 AM
I thought his rants every time chris tweeted was cute but I could kind of get the feeling he's a cranky person

yeah lol

why the fuck do they even talk about sockness in there

who cares

all he does is write tl;drs about aliens and satan

Lainchu (Anaxis) 02:13 AM
Ironic given the massive effort they went to in order to get Chris to stop paying Sockness any mind
The WCT 02:13 AM
Getting Sockness was where the group was at its peak.

it went downhill after Anaxis got accused of snaking for Praetor.

and you know, if Naught didn't want me around anymore, all he had to do was tell me to fuck off.

that's it.

simple as.

but instead, he does this. lol

The Fool 02:16 AM
we wouldn't be here if we all weren't catty women trying to one-up each other
The WCT 02:17 AM
Naught's a snake.

he needs to be exposed.

The Fool 02:18 AM
he seems pretty desperate for friendship

he invited me into the place almost right away

I could have easily been a bad actor

The WCT 02:18 AM
[Replying to "he seems pretty desperate for friendship"]

don't backstab your friends.

its not that hard.

The Fool 02:19 AM
I wonder if he has the name mindset null has with women, "I'm bored with you so I'll find another use for you without your consent"
The WCT 02:19 AM
probably.

dissapointing.

but probably.

The Fool 02:21 AM
I dunno how hard it is to just ignore someone you're bored with, but I'm not manic and wake 35 hours straight
The WCT 02:22 AM
I really wanted to be the guy's friend.

we were close.

The Fool 02:22 AM
I know how it is
The WCT 02:22 AM
I hope he gets help, but its too late for him and I.

not even a single apology will save this.

The Fool 02:22 AM
the sad truth is, if you're insecure about yourself, you can't love anyone else
The WCT 02:23 AM
Naught should've been a leftist.

he would've been so much better tbh.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 02:23 AM
A shit person is a shit person, regardless of their political leanings.
The WCT 02:24 AM
it would've helped him cope with himself.

but yes, he's still awful.

If Marvin joins and wonders what happened, I'll explain everything to him.

The Fool 02:24 AM
in the future, give this book to everyone you meet

[File attachment "The_Courage_to_be_Disliked_How_to_Change_Your_Life_and_Achieve_Real_Happiness_by_Ichiro_Kishimi_Fumi.epub"]

tells you how to stop being insecure

maybe then they won't want to backstab you later

The WCT 02:27 AM
The Watchmen are dead tbh.

I wouldn't call this group the "New Watchmen" or what.

The Fool 02:29 AM
my friend once asked for a DnD campaign name and I said "Tactical Tickle Tykes" and he rejected it so that's still available
The WCT 02:29 AM
@The Fool do you still talk to Naught btw?

when was the last time you and him talked?

The Fool 02:30 AM
nope, DM'd him but he didn't respond

umm, probably last time he spoke in the place

The WCT 02:30 AM
let me DM you something.
The WCT 02:42 AM
https://lolcow.org/threads/anameisaname-bismuth-anon-llc-naught-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-nightmare-tardwarsllc-heart-cpu-bismuth-heart.724/[footnote 1]

its showtime.

The Fool 02:43 AM
holy shit

hype

The WCT 02:44 AM
[YouTube link to "Star Wars Revenge of the Sith Soundtrack : Anakin vs Obi-Wan, the g..." by Sandro Saar]
The Fool 02:50 AM
[Quoting "embrace crossdressing, it's better than literally never displaying any feminine traits"]
Lainchu (Anaxis) 02:56 AM
[Replying to "https://lolcow.org/threads/anameisaname-bismuth-anon-llc-naught-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-nightmare-tardwarsllc-heart-cpu-bismuth-heart.724/"]

Did you create the thread?

The WCT 02:56 AM
[Replying to "Did you create the thread?"]

Arm Pit Cream.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 02:56 AM
I can see that, but is that you or someone else?
The WCT 02:57 AM
[Replying to "I can see that, but is that you or someone else?"]

parts of it? yes.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 02:58 AM
Okay. I was a little confused because it isn't written directly from your perspective.

Seems like it's being written by another ex-Watchman.

The WCT 02:58 AM
Naught also would've wanted this btw.

[Screenshot of a lolcow.org post by Naught, reading "Terrible op no content no context and no new sperg outs.]

Lainchu (Anaxis) 03:00 AM
https://lolcow.org/threads/anameisaname-bismuth-anon-llc-naught-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-nightmare-tardwarsllc-heart-cpu-bismuth-heart.724/post-15859

Null was the first one to comment, lol

The WCT 03:00 AM
[Replying to "Null was the first one to comment, lol"]

no.

that's a parody account.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 03:00 AM
Ah, should've figured

I forget that I'm not looking at KF

The Fool 03:00 AM
I made the same mistake on OF lol
The WCT 03:00 AM
welp, the Coup d'etat is underway.

If they fail to recapture Chris's heart after this, its done.

they can talk shit about me all they want behind my back, they deserve it.

The Watchmen are dead.

The Fool 03:05 AM
[Quoting "I'm talking big boy doxxing"]

what the fuck is big boy doxxing

LOL that cwc voice recording at the end

The Fool 03:23 AM
tbh this is kinda how I feel looking back on joining the place and here

[GIF of a man walking into a room with pizzas, and the room is on fire.]

not unexpected tho

The WCT 03:24 AM
[Replying to "not unexpected tho"]

Chris predicted this btw.

no joke.

The Fool 03:25 AM
I'm sure he has enough experience with this stuff

I know this aint his first rodeo with internet tardhandlers

and I know they all had infighting too

and despite his inability to stop himself, I know he's incredibly weary of online communities

The WCT 03:27 AM
my strategy for Chris is this:

let him be Chris.

The Fool 03:28 AM
I think thats what most people have tried, maybe you should be more specific
The WCT 03:29 AM
like don't intervene in the things he takes part in.
The Fool 03:29 AM
from what I understand, it's a full-time job to keep him entertained and making sure he doesn't look for enablers elsewhere to manipulate him
The WCT 03:29 AM
[Replying to "from what I understand, it's a full-time job to keep him entertained and making sure he doesn't look for enablers elsewhere to manipulate him"]

i don't care anymore tbh.

Chris is an internet person like all of us.

The Fool 03:30 AM
that's probably the best choice, just don't be too broken up when he's told to turn against you

but he's really not worth the time and effort he's demanding

The WCT 03:31 AM
According to APC, Naught's dox might've been discovered.
The Fool 03:31 AM
shame I can't get him to read The Courage to be Disliked (I haven't tried to get him to but I know he won't), might make him feel less need to be manipulated

oo

The WCT 03:31 AM
this is it.
The Fool 03:32 AM
he did a great OP btw

but yeah I would invite Marvin and [REDACTED], even if they don't accept, you know, at least be open with them so they're not worried about failtrolling

But I don't know why they wouldn't accept when you have Chris' blessing

course it's up to you, just giving my two thunderbolt emoji blue heart emoji thunderbolt emoji

The WCT 03:36 AM
All I need is [REDACTED] and Marvin.

maybe Para as well, but that's it.

The Fool 03:36 AM
not even sure who para is

lol the thread got featured

like, the first featured thread? I don't remember a thread ever getting featured

that para dude's got almost no chat messages in the place but I see they drink so thats based

The WCT 03:54 AM
[Replying to "that para dude's got almost no chat messages in the place but I see they drink so thats based"]

I might invite, but i'll wait.

The WCT 11:07 AM
welcome @Marvin
Marvin 11:09 AM
Howdy. I'm away going shooting in VA. Won't have consistent internet for the weekend
The WCT 11:09 AM
[Replying to "Howdy. I'm away going shooting in VA. Won't have consistent internet for the weekend"]

its fine.

if you want an explanation on what happened, let me know.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 12:10 PM
Hello Marvin
The WCT 12:10 PM
now all we need is [REDACTED] and this place is good. lol

again, I'll ask Para but future circumstances will decide her place in here.

The Fool 12:23 PM
oh yeah you wanna set up that tweet bot?

I don't use twitter

The WCT 12:29 PM
[Replying to "oh yeah you wanna set up that tweet bot?"]

I probably should.

The WCT 12:43 PM
https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1408825031925264387

Chris indirectly acknowledging the Coup.

The Fool 12:45 PM
surprisingly subtle

a decade ago he would have just gone "good thing there's no secret coup in my discord servers hint hint nudge nudge hehe I have a secret"

The WCT 01:58 PM
EverfreeTweetKyleReaction.png

Kyle. You claim to be against Fail Trols yet you're one yourself. (edited)

The Fool 04:27 PM
he reminds me of that marsiposa chick or whatever on KF
The WCT 04:35 PM
[Replying to "he reminds me of that marsiposa chick or whatever on KF"]

He's Mariposa with a dick. (edited)

The Fool 04:37 PM
he's pariposa except he doesn't end every post with "I would not allow chris to have sex with me"
The WCT 04:37 PM
like no shit. lol
The WCT 04:46 PM
Naught got OPeed.

NaughtOpeeSexChat1.jpg

NaughtOpeeSexChat2.jpg

The Fool 04:49 PM
never get mixed up with chris

never get mixed up with opee

naught did both and got double opee'd

The WCT 04:53 PM
[Replying to "never get mixed up with chris never get mixed up with opee naught did both and got double opee'd"]

and got WCT'eed.

The Fool 04:55 PM
naught being exiled from lolcow.org

[Video attachment]

The WCT 04:57 PM
I can't believe I'm still around. lol
The WCT 05:57 PM
NovaMKRMoneyConvo.png

stop complaining.

its his money, let him be the meme.

The Fool 06:16 PM
hahahaha

[Part of the final message Chris would send to the Watchmen.]

what is he trying to do

nooo chris stop it hahaha

[Continuation of the same message by Chris.]

The WCT 06:19 PM
this is it.

you taking screenshots? @The Fool

The Fool 06:21 PM
yea
The WCT 06:21 PM
Chris is literally BTFO'ing Meghan and Nova right now.
The WCT 06:41 PM
do you have any of the old emotes from the place? @Lainchu

we'll add them here if possible.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 06:42 PM
I didn't save any of them

I have a few in the cwcki server, but...some of them are a little offensive to chris lol

I have those Sonichu emotes, I'll add them later

The WCT 06:43 PM
[Replying to "I have those Sonichu emotes, I'll add them later"]

i'll grant you the ability to add them.

[1 ๐Ÿ‘ reaction]

Chris has clearly taken a side in this ordeal.

its not over yet, but things are looking promising.

The Fool 07:11 PM
any particular reason he's staying in the place?

did you tell him not to leave or does he simply not know what to do

The WCT 07:12 PM
[Replying to "did you tell him not to leave or does he simply not know what to do"]

he's observing.

he intends on leaving soon though.

Only when things heat up will he go.

Same with [REDACTED].

Lainchu (Anaxis) 07:18 PM
What about you?
The WCT 07:19 PM
[Replying to "What about you?"]

if Chris goes, I'll follow.

but I might get banned before that happens. lol

Lainchu (Anaxis) 07:25 PM
What should the server icon be?
The WCT 07:26 PM
[Replying to "What should the server icon be?"]

it should be something related to Chris.

something wholesome.

something that would give a welcoming vibe.

The Fool 07:26 PM
maybe some good fanart?
Lainchu (Anaxis) 07:26 PM
So...some non-offensive fan art?
The WCT 07:26 PM
[Replying to "So...some non-offensive fan art?"]

yes.

The Fool 07:26 PM
I can't think of anything chris drew himself that doesn't look... like dogshit
The WCT 07:27 PM
the place used a Kiwi Avatar.
Lainchu (Anaxis) 07:27 PM
Well, he wouldn't care about that. He thinks his art is a masterpiece.
The WCT 07:27 PM
@The Fool fun fact:

[Screenshot of KF user AnOminous replying to a post by Naught.]

Naught claimed to me he was AnOminous.

The Fool 07:28 PM
lol fuckin for real? their personalities couldn't be any further
The WCT 07:28 PM
I wish I was kidding.
The Fool 07:28 PM
I hope you didn't fall for that for even a second otherwise I'm going to make fun of you
The WCT 07:28 PM
it was retarded.
The Fool 07:29 PM
HE'S NOT DENYING IT OH NOOOO ๐Ÿ˜ญ
The WCT 07:29 PM
their typing styles are too different and AnOminous was also a higher-tier poster.

He claimed to me that he, Pluto, and others shared the account.

Pluto even jokingly said he'd be willing to give me the log info to that account.

oh, and for those that don't remember. Pluto was Val.

@Lainchu who I'm sure you remember was a nut bag.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 07:30 PM
He was a piece of work
The Fool 07:31 PM
I don't know who either of those people are
The WCT 07:31 PM
Pluto (Val) was like an on and off switch.

sometimes he was good, sometimes he was bad.

he did openly admit to me he was nuts.

The Fool 07:31 PM
at this point you don't need to say anything more than that you knew them and I kind of get the picture

you sure do follow a weird crowd

The WCT 07:32 PM
Meet Tom. (Val/Pluto) (edited)

[Picture of a masked man (apparently Val) wearing headphones and a white shirt with a UK flag on it]

he lives in Ferndown in the United Kingdom. (edited)

born in 1997.

The WCT 08:43 PM
Nova realizing that something is wrong.

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The Fool 08:43 PM
>he doesn't know

ngmi

I'm so tempted to tease him but I don't want to touch the poop

[...]

28 June 2021

Lainchu (Anaxis) 01:48 AM
@Neko change chris's pronouns

In your message

The WCT 01:53 AM
[Replying to "@Neko change chris's pronouns"]

oh yeah that's right I forgot.

The WCT is Banned from the Place & Chris Leaves, The Fool Messes With the Watchmen, WCT Gloats

27-28 June 2021

Summary: WCT announces in the second layer that he has been banned from the Place, and Chris leaves shortly thereafter. The Fool decides to play dumb and mess with the Watchmen, posting screenshots of their interactions. WCT comments on them, self-aggrandizing and gloating about the Watchmen's failure and his success. Several times in this discussion, he recaps what had happened (to the Fool and I, people who already knew the full situation) and emphasizes his superior moral position when considering the Watchmen's previous actions. He also expresses an interest in inviting Null into the server, something which the Fool and I both discourage on the grounds that Null is not the most sympathetic towards enablers. MKR attempts to contact WCT for answers, but he chooses to ignore her.

#cwc-general (Second Layer)
NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation.

27 June 2021

The WCT 01:39 AM
And I've been banned from the place.
The Fool 01:41 AM
how'd they find out?
The WCT 01:41 AM
[Replying to "how'd they find out?"]

they were probably notified.

The Fool 01:41 AM
by who?
The WCT 01:42 AM
probably Naught.
The Fool 01:42 AM
how would he know?
The WCT 01:42 AM
[Replying to "how would he know?"]

because he's a cow man.

if you're still there, make sure to take screenshots.

The Fool 01:43 AM
I am yeah

no new messages got posted since that last screenshot you took

The WCT 01:44 AM
i'm not as mad as I was before.

I expected it.

in fact, I'm glad I got banned.

this provides me closure of some sorts. (edited)

The Fool 01:46 AM
read that book I sent you

[File attachment "The_Courage_to_be_Disliked_How_to_Change_Your_Life_and_Achieve_Real_Happiness_by_Ichiro_Kishimi_Fumi.epub"]

The WCT 01:58 AM
is "CWC and Friends" an ok name for this server?
The Fool 01:58 AM
since the discord acronym was "CaF" that made me think "CWCville Cafe"

if that isn't too dreadfully autistic

The WCT 01:59 AM
since I found an icon for the server, I guess its fine now.
The Fool 01:59 AM
but yeah name is hardly an issue if you're gonna be secret about it

use whatever chris would like if he even cares

The WCT 02:00 AM
he seems fine with it, so I guess this will do.
The Fool 02:00 AM
it's good
The WCT 02:00 AM
and if I were Kyle and Meghan right now, I'd be very careful what they say in the place.
The Fool 02:00 AM
I'll eagerly keep an eye out

since I'm here for fun

The WCT 02:00 AM
they should probably take it to DMs if I were them.

they're probably seething.

The Fool 02:01 AM
make sure chris leaks any DMs
The WCT 02:01 AM
So far, Chris is on our side.

and knowing the core of people in here, the choice is clear.

Little do Kyle and Meghan know...I have these in my hard drive.

[Screenshot of Discord archive files of the Place.]

thanks for buying me time. ๐Ÿ˜„

The WCT 02:15 AM
Naught's thread on Lolcow.org has 1.5k views and growing.
The Fool 02:16 AM
I wonder if it got attention on KF
The WCT 02:17 AM
[Replying to "I wonder if it got attention on KF"]

probably.

btw, reliable sources are telling me that Naught is aware of said thread and has changed the invite to his secret discord server. (edited)

The Fool 02:19 AM
people noticed his invite was invalidated on the first page

which would obviously mean he knows about it

so

โฐ

The WCT 02:20 AM
yeah
The WCT 03:32 AM
@The Fool

[Screenshot of a message from NovaKyle reading "Wrong."]

The Fool 01:39 PM
[Audio attachment]

what's "wrong"?

The Fool 03:01 PM
[Quoting "And Catherine is put off by me due to how I feel about topless men? Uh... I don't know what to think or say in response to that. She means the world to me, but then I feel strongly towards the cause."]

just so many hidden gems in stuff chris said in the past that I forgot about

girlfriend... or male breasts... hmm ๐Ÿค”

The WCT 03:03 PM
lel
The WCT 03:31 PM
[Screenshot of Chris's private messages with the WCT, stating that he had left the Place.][footnote 2]
The Fool 03:32 PM
I think this might have been the closest chris ever got to finally trolling his trolls back

no new messages yet, I'll let you know if they say anything

The WCT 03:33 PM
Top 10 based Chris moments.
The WCT 03:33 PM
[Replying to "no new messages yet, I'll let you know if they say anything"]

[REDACTED] told me in DMs that they've been quiet in the place.

they must've learned they've been compromised and they're seething about me in DMs.

The Fool 03:33 PM
yeah I assume they're doing that too

I imagine the place is going to be totally flatlined now

it has no purpose anymore

The WCT 03:34 PM
If they fail to manipulate Chris as they did in the past, its over.

The Watchmen have fallen.

As of right now, I'd say the Coup has been a success.

The Fool 03:35 PM
is [REDACTED] going to update this on their cwcki page or do you want the public optics to think they're active to help hide this place?
The WCT 03:35 PM
Lainchu wants the group to be like a scarecrow.
The Fool 03:35 PM
nice

good plan

The WCT 03:35 PM
In reality, its broken up and dissolved. But publicly it still exists.
The Fool 03:36 PM
just like me
The WCT 03:36 PM
tbh though, the Watchmen aren't dead because this is technically the successor group.

I might still call it the Watchmen.

The Fool 03:36 PM
have chris name it
The WCT 03:37 PM
[Screenshot of the edited "Watchmen" movie poster with the CWC Watchmen OCs on it, with every character crossed out except for WCT and Lainchu.]

the way I see it, there are two watchmen.

The Neko/Lainchu faction and the Meghan/Nova faction.

the group that has Chris so far is mine so we are the legitimate one.

The Fool 03:43 PM
should I play dumb and go like "where'd chris go???" in the place or is that too on-the-nose

I'm so tempted to tease them

yeah fuck it I'm gonna do it, I don't know if they know my role or not but I'm gonna play dumb just to see if it's funny

The WCT 03:51 PM
[Replying to "yeah fuck it I'm gonna do it, I don't know if they know my role or not but I'm gonna play dumb just to see if it's funny"]

lol

if they ban you it would be hilarious.

The Fool 03:51 PM
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The WCT 03:51 PM
let's see if that triggers them.

screenshot as much as you can.

The Fool 03:52 PM
oh nooo please don't ban me from the dead server please please please i'll send you nudes if you don't
The WCT 03:52 PM
and once you feel satisfied, go ahead and post it in the thread.
The Fool 03:52 PM
you post it if you want, I'm a neutral party
The WCT 03:53 PM
if they talk shit about me in there, it only further confirms they doxed me. lol
The Fool 03:53 PM
just say you got the screencaps from someone else
The WCT 03:53 PM
[Replying to "just say you got the screencaps from someone else"]

yes.

hey @Marvin will you be available to VC on Monday?

The Fool 04:55 PM
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The WCT 05:06 PM
[Replying to "Click to see attachment ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ"]

BTFO'd.

Meghan and Nova really hated Praetor and if anything, they're winning this thing as well.

The WCT 06:50 PM
https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1409282907714330632
The WCT 09:16 PM
@here if the drama ends along with me getting out alive, this place will become a chill place to talk Chris and anything that you want to talk about as well. (I wouldn't recommend politics though. lol)
The Fool 10:17 PM
guess I gotta reel a little more

FoolingAround3.png

I just want to know if they know that I know you included me in this lol

The WCT 10:26 PM
[Replying to "I just want to know if they know that I know you included me in this lol"]

Meghan and Kyle?

The Fool 10:27 PM
yes
The WCT 10:27 PM
they don't from what i know.

but if they kick you out, that's a signal that they do know.

The Fool 10:27 PM
yea so I wanna maintain that

so I can watch as much funny as possible

The WCT 10:28 PM
oh, and I brought in Para.
The Fool 10:28 PM
yea I saw
The WCT 10:28 PM
we basically got all the good people here except for [REDACTED].

(he told me he'll remain in the place until all is certain)

The Fool 10:29 PM
smart, that's what I'm doing

FoolingAround4.png

baited and ready

The WCT 10:31 PM
the time has come.

execute order 66.

The Fool 10:33 PM
[Image of the "Unlimited Bait Works" meme.]
The WCT 10:33 PM
I wonder what their theories will be.

Me and Praetor collaborating to bring down the Watchmen?

Me and Anaxis convincing Chris that they're evil?

I'm sure they got a lot in mind. But this is what happens when you fuck with me.

The Fool 10:35 PM
In truth, it was I, The Fool! Mastermind behind the entire operation!

[1 โœ… reaction]

The WCT 10:35 PM
[Replying to "In truth, it was I, The Fool! Mastermind behind the entire operation!"]

based

If they begin interrogating you, say that it was Naught that brought you in there. ๐Ÿ˜„

and if more shit comes out, that's their fault. (edited)

The Fool 10:36 PM
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The WCT 10:37 PM
[Replying to "Click to see attachment ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ"]

๐Ÿฟ

The Fool 10:59 PM
FoolingAround6.png
The WCT 10:59 PM
HAHAHAHA!!
The Fool 11:00 PM
FoolingAround7.png

[GIF of a dancing/shrugging man in black, with a Jack-O-Lantern over his head.]

The WCT 11:00 PM
Like Josh will listen to you. LOL

First of all: Bait?

bullshit, you doxed me.

(or you at least helped out Naught)

The Fool 11:02 PM
FoolingAround8.png

you called it

The WCT 11:02 PM
[Replying to "Click to see attachment ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ"]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lainchu (Anaxis) 11:03 PM
They really believe that this still has to do with Praetor, don't they?

They need to create better theories

The WCT 11:03 PM
And of course he talked about me being in control. LOL

they know this is a coup.

The WCT 11:04 PM
[Replying to "They really believe that this still has to do with Praetor, don't they?"]

here's the reality:

Me and APC have been collaborating for a while on this.

And Praetor had zero involvement with the whole plot.

If anything, they just saw this as an excuse to leave the place so there.

And in a way, Yes I am going to take control.

But I'm not going to abuse my powers.

Lainchu, [REDACTED], Marvin, and anybody else in here will have an equal say. (edited)

and me? work with Praetor? lol.

The Fool 11:07 PM
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The WCT 11:07 PM
I don't fucking care.
The WCT 11:07 PM
[Replying to "Click to see attachment ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ"]

COPE

Lainchu (Anaxis) 11:08 PM
Well, they did think that I was working with Praetor

It's their default boogeyman

The WCT 11:08 PM
[Replying to "Well, they did think that I was working with Praetor"]

I remember that. lol

I love how he says he's going to talk to Josh.

Because Josh himself knows about what happened.

and in fact, Chris showed me some screenshots that are not good news for the Watchmen.

The Fool 11:09 PM
yeah?

what'd josh say?

The WCT 11:09 PM
[Screenshot taken by Chris of a portion of his conversation with Null about the Watchmen.][footnote 3]

shhhhhhh

keep this in here.

The Fool 11:10 PM
hahahahahahah

yeah of course

that's hilarious

The WCT 11:10 PM
Josh is on my side. They're fucked.
Lainchu (Anaxis) 11:10 PM
I wouldn't rely too much on Josh seeing the good in our cause. Just because he doesn't like Naught and the others doesn't mean he does like us.

To him, we're just a different set of retards to the last one

The WCT 11:11 PM
Josh would probably not care.

mostly.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 11:11 PM
Best not to give him a reason to care
The Fool 11:11 PM
don't vote me out don't vote me out i'm not sus I'M NOT SUS

FoolingAround10.png

The WCT 11:11 PM
uh oh.

he's gonna ban you too. lol (edited)

@Lainchu When Marvin and [REDACTED] are online, I could maybe have either of them talk to Josh about what happened to me.

and from there, Josh will probably ignore Kyle. (edited)

Lainchu (Anaxis) 11:13 PM
I just wouldn't involve Josh at all unless it's absolutely necessary

Ask Marvin or [REDACTED] for advice, sure, but I don't think it's a good idea to get them to speak to him on our behalf

Because I don't think he's gonna be sympathetic

The Fool 11:14 PM
yeah he's not very trustworthy
The WCT 11:14 PM
the best case scenario is for Josh not to care.

I love how Kyle also predicts this server will also collapse because of how APC is "using me". lol

The Fool 11:15 PM
he only cares is chris is getting fucked and I'm sure chris is telling him all he needs to hear
The WCT 11:16 PM
I do honestly wish Josh was still on Discord so he could join this server.

i'd be willing to show him everything if he wishes to know.

Here's the reality:

I'm not here to make Chris my pet lolcow.

I'm not going to monopolize my power over everybody in this server.

and I'm only doing this because its right.

funny how Kyle claims I'm trying to take power when in reality he's the one who has more lust for it.

The Fool 11:18 PM
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The WCT 11:18 PM
the amount of bullshit in this is hilarious.
The Fool 11:19 PM
but who bullshits the bullshitters

I shouldn't say I'm a Buddhist on the internet because I'm too efficient at lying

The WCT 11:20 PM
"as per what Chris said last".

I did nothing. I was literally doxed and this is payback for everything I've endured for the past 2 years. They deserve to lose Chris.

The Fool 11:21 PM
yeah you know the "I found the toxic people in my life, there will be fighting amonst the groups" or whatever
The WCT 11:21 PM
And why would this whole thing collapse?

we will have disagreements.

But we're not an echo chamber.

The Fool 11:22 PM
bruh don't take it so seriously, we're using a tranny grooming chat service to play make believe with an autistic 40 year old man who thinks cartoons are having sex with him
The WCT 11:22 PM
pardon me but the amount of BS coming out of Kyle's mouth is total cringe.

And do they believe for some reason that Naught is still innocent of doxing me?

The Fool 11:24 PM
I doubt it's a matter of belief, I think they just ride naught's dick out of friendship regardless of who's right
The WCT 11:24 PM
Nova also gave out some important info about Naught hiding.

that speaks volumes.

The Fool 11:37 PM
FoolingAround12.png

definitely right about the seething part they were probably doing

The WCT 11:37 PM
[Audio attachment]
The WCT 11:38 PM
[Replying to "Click to see attachment ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ"]

Kyle needs to understand that Chris doesn't like him. And this was the last straw.

I literally gave the guy one more chance to redeem himself by recognizing Naught's betrayal. And he failed.

Kyle has nobody but to blame himself for not thinking for himself. And for not considering all the evidence I had presented on lolcow.org.

Did I manipulate Chris? maybe. But I did it because I had to.

I had no other choice.

The Fool 11:40 PM
manipulating someone with facts is called telling the truth
The WCT 11:40 PM
exactly.

If they want to make amends, they need to admit that Naught lied all along and that he did dox me.

The Fool 11:41 PM
I would just forget about them

you know what they're like

The WCT 11:41 PM
that's the best case scenario.

If I get the chance to talk to Chris again, I'll warn him that Meghan and Kyle will try to fuck with his head.

The Fool 11:42 PM
I've lost friends before, and I'm a better person because of it

yeah

The WCT 11:42 PM
if you talked to Chris, its obvious how he feels about me.

we're pretty damn close emotionally.

And if I was upset or something, he'd know.

fact is: they're never getting Chris back and its best that he'd distance himself away from them.

The Fool 11:44 PM
That's good

just don't let your guard down

The WCT 11:45 PM
oh I won't.

I know how that trio plays.

@Lainchu if I get the chance to talk to Caden, I'll apologize to him.

for all the trouble my group caused him.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 11:48 PM
Praetor? I don't talk to them.

Almost did, though. I friended them but never sent a message. They assumed I was one of their golden medallion customers.

The WCT 11:48 PM
I'll speak to Chris letting him know that I want to speak with Caden privately.
Lainchu (Anaxis) 11:49 PM
If you want, although idk what that will accomplish.
The WCT 11:49 PM
its out of guilt.
The Fool 11:49 PM
what is this cute shit? "I never wanted to lie to Chris"? He a-logs him behind his back for every single tweet he makes

FoolingAround13.png

The WCT 11:49 PM
[Replying to "what is this cute shit? "I never wanted to lie to Chris"? He a-logs him behind his back for every single tweet he makes"]

BULLSHIT.

The WCT 11:49 PM
[Replying to "its out of guilt."]

I was on the side of Kyle and Meghan at the time when the whole Praetor thing was going down.

I want to apologize to Caden because I feel like I further enabled those two. (edited)

I also love he talks about not letting another "idea guy" happen.

He's literally trying to be an Idea Guy himself.

total hypocrisy.

The Fool 11:52 PM
didn't praetor try to get chris to taze himself?
The WCT 11:52 PM
[Replying to "didn't praetor try to get chris to taze himself?"]

looking back now? idk.

maybe they did, maybe it was for something else? idk.

i'm conflicted in that regard.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 11:53 PM
Releasing that clip out of context was what caused the public to believe that Praetor was gonna go through with it.
The Fool 11:53 PM
yeah I was going to ask if that was just like, propaganda
The WCT 11:53 PM
Meghan just DM'd me.
Lainchu (Anaxis) 11:53 PM
It certainly framed Praetor as the bad guys.
The WCT 11:54 PM
[Replying to "Meghan just DM'd me."]

"Wth is going on?".

The Fool 11:54 PM
but either way I'd be careful of other groups, like, don't risk chris because you feel guilty or spited
Lainchu (Anaxis) 11:54 PM
Agreed
Lainchu (Anaxis) 11:55 PM
[Replying to ""Wth is going on?"."]

You gonna answer her?

The WCT 11:55 PM
MKRQuestionsWCT1.png

i'm very conflicted.

Should I bother or nah?

Lainchu (Anaxis) 11:56 PM
I wouldn't

Nothing will be accomplished

The WCT 11:56 PM
they're not banned yet in the other server I own.
The Fool 11:57 PM
act innocent, silence only criminalizes you, knowledge is power

do something funny

The WCT 11:58 PM
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she believes the lie.

Lainchu (Anaxis) 11:58 PM
Of course she does

I mean, play dumb if you want, just don't let slip any info she could make use of

The WCT 11:59 PM
I could easily try explaining to her that this is because Naught doxed me, but even then she'll think I'm bullshitting. (edited)
Lainchu (Anaxis) 11:59 PM
Yeah, she will. That's why I think it's a fruitless effort.

Unless you're doing it for the LULZ

28 June 2021

The WCT 12:00 AM
I'm not looking for any lulz. I'm taking Chris away from them and thats that.

they can fuck off.

The Fool 12:00 AM
if you only answer in questions, it'll destroy any logic system. keep asking her why she believes various things until she breaks down and blocks you lol
Lainchu (Anaxis) 12:00 AM
Up to you. I've stated my opinion, what happens next is your choice.
The WCT 12:01 AM
i'm not going to bother replying.

she should've known why I did this.

Literally 2-3 days late!

The Fool 12:03 AM
many such cases!
The WCT 12:03 AM
if you want, you can link her the thread.

Notes

  1. โ†‘ All links to lolcow.org are currently defunct; however, an archive of this thread can be found here.
  2. โ†‘ The text content of this screenshot and the WCT's response can be read here.
  3. โ†‘ The full conversation that Chris had with Null, which was shared with the WCT, can be read here.

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