List of Chris's lies

“	it's cool; mine goes up to 7 inches.	”
Chris on his duck in IRC (03 January 2009)

Chris, not being one to accept personal responsibility, will frequently lie to save face.

In many cases, he will lie in a meager attempt to be "clever" or "outwit" the trolls. However, Chris is totally incapable of lying in a way that looks remotely convincing so his lies have the opposite effect (ex. going to Redmond).

In other cases, he will lie to deny accepting personal responsibility for his actions (ex. drawing a rule 34 of Megan).

This list serves to document all of Chris's falsehoods.

Chris's Lies

• Chris claims that his heterochromia resulted from medication he took to treat conjunctivitis (pink-eye) as a teenager. As can clearly be seen in this photograph of a pre-adolescent Chris, his eyes were two different colors at that point.

• Chris claims to be in good shape. Despite being obviously overweight to any one that can see, he draws himself skinny in his comics.
• Chris continually asserts that he is heterosexual, despite having over 9000 homosexual tendencies. He is at least bi-curious, if not totally gay.
• Chris claims to be related to Anne Boleyn.
• In a Mumble chat, he claimed that the picture of him wearing his mother's underwear was photoshopped.
• Chris insists that Sonichu is an original and clever idea.
• Chris told his fanbase that he would draw three pages of his comic per day.
• Chris claimed to have a new sweetheart named Chloe to save face from the Blanca breakup, possibly to outwit any wouldbe trolls from trying to take Blanca's place).
• Chris said he took a trip to Redmond. The time between his two videos (the one announcing he was going, and the one saying he just arrived back) were too short of a timeframe to make a flight to WA and back.