Difference between revisions of "Britney Spears"
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After [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]] grew up and became hot, Chris labeled her a "spittin' image of Britney Spears."<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years]]</ref> | After [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]] grew up and became hot, Chris labeled her a "spittin' image of Britney Spears."<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years]]</ref> | ||
It is unlikely that Chris is a fan of her solely because of her music. He uses her as a method of proving his heterosexuality, as seen in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|this video]] | ==Britney and Chris's Sexuality== | ||
It is unlikely that Chris is a fan of her solely because of her music. He uses her as a method of proving his heterosexuality, as seen in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|this video]]. On June 10th, 2009, Chris once again relied on Britney Spears to prove him as Straight by favorting several of her music videos on his account, which was recently hacked and filled with gay propaganda videos. It is not confirmed if this really is Chris, but it probably is. | |||
The entire process of Chris using Britney to prove his Straightness is very ironic, as Britney Spears is a praised icon for [[Homos|Homosexuals]], as proven by Chris Crocker. | |||
==Tributes== | ==Tributes== | ||
Revision as of 21:57, 10 June 2009
Britney Spears is an American "singer", whore, and favorite "Music Star" of Christian Weston Chandler.[1] Her personal levels of fail almost match his own, and much like Chris, has a tendency of making a complete jackass of herself by appearing in unflattering photos.
When playing a game of Pokemon with Lucas, Chris sang along to Britney songs the entire time.[2]
After Sarah Hammer grew up and became hot, Chris labeled her a "spittin' image of Britney Spears."[3]
Britney and Chris's Sexuality
It is unlikely that Chris is a fan of her solely because of her music. He uses her as a method of proving his heterosexuality, as seen in this video. On June 10th, 2009, Chris once again relied on Britney Spears to prove him as Straight by favorting several of her music videos on his account, which was recently hacked and filled with gay propaganda videos. It is not confirmed if this really is Chris, but it probably is.
The entire process of Chris using Britney to prove his Straightness is very ironic, as Britney Spears is a praised icon for Homosexuals, as proven by Chris Crocker.
Tributes
Chris performed a cover of Britney's popular 1999 hit "Crazy" called "Feel So Lonesome". In a similar fashion to "So Need a Cute Girl", it consists mostly of Chris whining about being a virgin with rage, and that girls won't go out with him because they are already taken.
Near the end of the Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008 video, Chris's cellphone rings with a "Crazy" ringtone.